When the computer asks "Are you a robot?", maybe, he just wants to find his family?

Chuck Norris going for a kebab.

Donald knows a guy who could look at that.

My current favourite beef accompaniment.

You get in the way, I’m responsible. Your cockup, my arse! Inspector Grimm

Who are the heroes allegedly bleeding some 400M barrels of strategic oil reserves for the war effort? 1. United States — 172 million barrels (from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, to be released over ~120 days starting next week). 2. Japan — ~80 million barrels (from private and national reserves, to begin swiftly, possibly from March 16). 3. South Korea — 22.5 million barrels. 4. Germany — ~19.5 million barrels. 5. France — up to 14.5 million barrels (as much as 14.5 million). 6. United Kingdom — 13.5 million barrels.

Untouchable Chinese Spy Vessel, Liaowang-1, is currently positioned off Oman, openly collecting real-time intelligence on U.S. carriers, destroyers, F-35s, and radar sites—then reportedly relaying the data to Iran. The U.S. sees it and knows what it’s doing, but cannot act. Attacking a Chinese vessel would bring China directly into the conflict, adding the world’s largest navy (by hull count) to the fight. Iran has recently scored unusually precise strikes—destroying a $300M THAAD radar in Jordan, disabling multiple AN/TPY-2 radars, and hitting the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad—suggesting external targeting help. Chinese firm MizarVision has publicly posted images of U.S. positions, while the spy ship’s large radar domes and sensors track movements and emissions across vast distances, potentially stripping away U.S. operational surprise. China doesn’t need to shoot. Simply keeping the ship there makes every American asset in the region far more vulnerable. The U.S. may believe it’s fighting Iran—but the bigger game could be with China

How South Africa built 6 nuclear weapons. Turns out it’s not that hard.

Chuck Norris flying in for a Kabab.