Almost like a threesome. 😁 #nsfw

If you are a man and you have a fleshlight, especially a transparent one, I want you to know that there's a woman on this planet who would love to help you once in a while. You let me know how you like it, you watch porn, and I'm good to go. I would probably stay the whole weekend with you and we would have a real pervert fun time. 🫦 I would even cook for you. You know, full stomach and empty balls. #nsfw

Do you need some cock care? 😁 Sometimes I hope I ruin people's days with the porn I post. 😂😂😂 #nsfw

I'll probably end up paying a dude from OF to see him banging fuckdolls. Men with toys don't realise how hot they are. 🫦 #nsfw

Am I libertarian enough for you? 😁 #nsfw

Who's my daddy, you ask? Well, the one who fucking buys me a jewellery like that and makes me feel like her. 😁 #nsfw

I just realised that I never had any brown or black toys. Does this make me a racist? 😂😂😂 Although my favourite would be a transparent one. #nsfw

Sometimes I ask myself why it is such a big deal for a man to have a threesome with two women. But then I realise that it's also almost impossible to find 2 men. And even if I find 2 men willing to fuck me at the same time, try to find those men who want to do stuff to each other. So yes, I get it. But that's why we have porn and toys. 😁 #nsfw

Her face tells me everything I need to know. If she feels good, I want to feel good. I want a butt plug exactly like that! 😂😂😂 #nsfw

This is how you get a better tan? 😁 #nsfw

I have to ask the younger generation. Is this how I can get free rides nowadays? 😁 #nsfw

See you tomorrow, pervs! #nsfw

Oh, I just found out that there are sets too! Pretty obvious in hindsight but it's a nice idea for training. 🫦 #nsfw

Pull it out only with your lips! 🫦 #nsfw

Somebody joked in a comment that spit isn't lube. I beg to differ! It might not be the best but it's free. If anyone disagrees, you can always gift one to me. 😁 #nsfw

While I'm more than fair in my day-to-day interactions with other people, I have my mean thoughts that I would want to experiment with. I have a very bitchy smile when I think about finding someone willing to pay to handle my dildo, without me offering any reciprocation. #nsfw

In my ideas for niche prostitution, I think I could charge for letting someone play like this with my ass. 😂😂😂 Plausible? #nsfw

Buy a girl roses, be a gentleman! 😁 #nsfw

The dream machine! 😁 #nsfw

There's some about anal on high chairs. Never tried but it looks fantastic. Now good night, pervs! #nsfw