>watching The Greatest Story Never Told with hellhound GF
>sitting on the couch
>she's nuzzling up to me
>only reason I got her to watch a whole 8 hour movie is because I offered to buy her jalepenos
>she's banned from every store in the state
>movie finally ends
>tail wagging
>she's eager to get jalepenos
>pull it out of the fridge
>it's pepperocinis
>smug grin crosses my face
>hellhound wife is absolutely devastated, eyes are literally on fire
>get the shit kicked out of me (affectionately)
>get told to go return the pepperocinis and get a jar of jalepenos
is this abuse
