>watching The Greatest Story Never Told with hellhound GF >sitting on the couch >she's nuzzling up to me >only reason I got her to watch a whole 8 hour movie is because I offered to buy her jalepenos >she's banned from every store in the state >movie finally ends >tail wagging >she's eager to get jalepenos >pull it out of the fridge >it's pepperocinis >smug grin crosses my face >hellhound wife is absolutely devastated, eyes are literally on fire >get the shit kicked out of me (affectionately) >get told to go return the pepperocinis and get a jar of jalepenos is this abuse

I need some hitler tribute videos or something. Hitler speeches with feelgoodmusic

just a few more weeks at my job and then I can get the fuck out of this state. Just a few more weeks. Just a few more weeks...

>come from rural area >inflation wiped out my savings, trying to do a career change >all job opportunities that aren't dogshit for my industry all require relocation >my savings are dogshit (under 5k) I need a beer

I've hit an extreme level of burn out and I have no idea how to fix it.

Cute

46k words out of 90,000 most recent chapter I wrote is probably going to be my most controversial since Hitler's in it and mouthing an opinion I have to guess he would have

aaand that'll do it I just wrote 1k worth of words today

i don't understand how people don't find dogs and cats to be adorable