seriously don't get parents who get upset at bad grades, but maybe that's an asian thing I don't understand

been on a hair trigger all day and having that anxiety to do "something" but I just don't have that willpower right now

@🐍 SuperSnekFriend 🐍 need cuddle snek NOW

Lmao starfield looks like boring goyslop

@Grooms :foxmark: getting back into Shadow Empire maybe I'll write a book based on it

Need a cute snekwife I can easily annoy

>black people in my game industry 🤮 🤮

I would have been Himmler's strongest collaborator

>watching The Greatest Story Never Told with hellhound GF >sitting on the couch >she's nuzzling up to me >only reason I got her to watch a whole 8 hour movie is because I offered to buy her jalepenos >she's banned from every store in the state >movie finally ends >tail wagging >she's eager to get jalepenos >pull it out of the fridge >it's pepperocinis >smug grin crosses my face >hellhound wife is absolutely devastated, eyes are literally on fire >get the shit kicked out of me (affectionately) >get told to go return the pepperocinis and get a jar of jalepenos is this abuse