Ode to the Absolutist Pleb
In pixel dens where autists dwell,
They grift in memes and cite Mises well.
With ribeye grease on keystroke hands,
They LARP as lords with libertine plans.
They scoff at “fiat feminized” men,
While dreaming tradwives in the pen.
Aprons tight, opinions loose,
Barefoot, blonde, and of no use.
They preach of privacy, shout “run your node!”
Yet post their steaks in every code.
Monetary monks with bro-science pride,
Austrian echoes, empty inside.
They fear the state, adore the chain,
But can’t spell “nuance” to save their brain.
In Nostr caves they rant and cope.
Half-baked ideals, full rare steak hope.
#bitcoin #austrianeconomics #freedom #poetry #stayhumble #stacksats #sats #freedumb
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Early signs of the bear market.


Breaking News!
Bitcoin is up 11% from its December 2024 high almost 8 months ago!
$106,500 to $118,100 in 8 months!!
AHMAZIN!
We are doing it Redban!
Beating inflation!
We are actually doing it!
Amazing!
New phone, who this?


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Breaking news!
Since December 2024 when Bitcoin reached $106,000 the Bitcoin price has achieved:
FUCK ALL!
Stay #hopium filled and stack sats!
@BTC Sessions @Simply Bitcoin @ODELL @MartyBent
And the Bitcoin podcasters call this a #bitcoin #bullrun !