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The Bulgarian Pork Whistle
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🇧🇬 🐷 🪈 🎶 #Retardmaxx Enthusiast ✨
Today’s Joke: What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing…! Why? Because they were both stuck up cunts! #joke #jokeoftheday #jokestr #comedy image
There is drunk 🥴 And then there is Bulgarian drunk! 🥴 Just a little bit over the limit 😂
@Joe Nakamoto ‘s #YouTube channel is criminally under subscribed and viewed! Consistently releasing first class content. His latest film on #Bitcoin in #Curaçao is one of his best :) Be the change you want to see! Joe: the man, the myth, the iron man! #StoryTelling #CircularEconomy #Sats #Caribbean #IslandTime
For fans of the Flight Facilities decade mixes :) 5 hours! 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, 2000’s, 2010’s mega mix :) Enjoy! 💃
When you are a #Trump family member launching a new scam and leveraging insider trading 🥰 🚀 🌙 #Ponke #PonkeHQ
BEAR MARKET UPDATE 🐻 📉 Most talking heads in the Bitcoin space were predicting $250,000 BTC by years end We are at $100,000. The same level for the past ~320 days $100k to $250k is a 2.5 x … This needs to happen in less the 2 months to validate the talking heads hypothesis —— From November 10th, 2021 to today some 4 years later we have only achieved a 1.5 x What spastic believes that Bitcoin can do something in 53 days that it has failed to do in 1,457 days! —— Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles)! PSA: Not your 🔑’s not your cheese 🧡 You got this! #Bitcoin #Sats #Bull #BearMarket #NewsUpdate #FinTech #Podcast #Podcaster #Bearish #Bullish #Copium #Hopium #BTC #4yearcycle #Bulltard #Finance #CrabMarket #LifeSupport #TalkingHead #BitcoinNOTcrypto #nostr #asknostr image
We cracked 100k yesterday! Rejoice! #BearMarket #Bearish #Bear #Bitcoin #StayHumble #StackSats #Sats @Bitstein 🧡
Breakfast is served Leftover tinned tomatoes 🍅 Half a can of baked beans 🫘 Salt / Pepper / Paprika 🧂 2 x Eggs 🥚 Feta cheese 🧀 Dill 🪴 Parsley 🌿 One fry pan, 8 minute cook time Bone Ape the Teeth 🍽️ #foodstr #food #breakfast #eggs image
Current M00D: #Bitcoin #Sats #Bear #Bull #BearMarket #BullMarket #Nostr #ATH #Finance #News #BullCycle #BTC #StayHumble #Crash #downvember #FireSale image
I know ‘retard’ is having its moment in the sun right now, but I’d really like to see ‘spastic’ make a come back as well!
BEAR MARKET UPDATE 🐻 📉 🔥 Current Bitcoin Price: $104,600 2024 ATH Price (December 17th, 2024): $108,600 322 Days later we are down $4,000 This is a 3.68% LOSS over a 322 day time period. *Apparently* we have experienced: - Record ETF inflows - Record amounts of BTC added to company treasuries (Strategy, Metaplanet etc.) - Fair accounting rule changes in the US - Trump 🇺🇸 family bag filling of BTC at a break neck pace with insane volume to boot - State level adoption through mining or strategic reserve (Japan, Bhutan, El Salvador, Pakistan, USA, Ethiopia etc.) - Record Pleb adoption - Record hardware wallet sales (cumulative) - Bank based loans allowed using BTC as collateral in the pipe and some offerings in the wild already On the 10th of November 2021, BTC hit a new ATH of $69,225. 1,455 days later we have experienced a 1.51x from the last cycle top. Measuring from tops / ATHs = strong math… Aka a 51% increase from last cycles top to today - 4 YEARS LATER!!! What fucking crack are you smoking if you think a 51% gain over 4 years is good let alone bullish??? A lot of #copium and #hopium flying around on #nostr ! Don’t be a bitch and measure from absolute bottoms - that’s retard math. Stay humble stack sats and wake me up at 250k in 2030! #Bitcoin #Sats #Bear #Bull #BearMarket #BullMarket #Nostr #ATH #Finance #News #BullCycle #BTC #StayHumble #Crash #downvember #FireSale image
Blueberries and Honey 🐝 The perfect afternoon meal :) #Peatstr #blueberry #honey image
Oh, they’ll let you know! No need to ask ;) #knots #core #asknostr #spam #OPreturn #retardmaxx #retardmaxxing #sats #noderunner #softcore #hardcore #applecore #devs #bitcoindevs image