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BULL(ant) MARKET UPDATE! 📉 🐂 🐜 Bitcoin is up 4.4% from 12 months ago :) Official CPI for the last 12 months is 3.1% We are really doing it anon! We are beating inflation by 1.3%! AH-MAZIN!!!!!! We are up 37% from last cycles high of 69k over 4 years ago… That’s 9.25% worth of gains split evenly over the last 4 years! We are edging out poorly run stonks based on performance anon! We are really doing it! Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles). 🧡 #bull #bullant #bullish #bulltarded #bear #bearish #beartarded #sats #stacksats #stayhumble #Inflation #stonks #cope #hopium

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Bear Market Update! 📉 🐻 12 months later we are up 7%! We are really doing it Redban! We are (BEARly ;) keeping up with inflation! :) #Copium comments of the week: “1 Bitcoin = 1 Bitcoin” - No shit Sherlock! Eggs don’t bounce, shit sticks to blankets and kidnapped children are generally homesick! Still can’t buy a decent house with 1 Bitcoin! “I never check the USD price” - Cool story. We live in a dollar dominated world and you don’t check the price? Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining. ☔️ Riddle me this: If you earn Bitcoin or get paid in Bitcoin and only spend Bitcoin, the #sats amount you spend on that delicious grass fed steak is PEGGED to the DOLLAR is it not?! Example: The steak you ate on the 7th of Oct would cost 100,000 sats. Now it costs 123,000 sats. Well golly gosh! I wonder why it’s more expensive today?! The sats price of items fluctuate because?... you guessed it! Even in a *Bitcoin Only* circular economy the sats price of most things fluctuate in lock step with the dollar denominated price of Bitcoin 💸 . USD price go up, sats price go down. USD price go down, sats price go up! #science ! 🧑‍🔬 🧬 Verify, don’t trust… Go to an online store that sells products for Bitcoin and you’ll see a fluctuating sats amount :) Not checking the USD value of Bitcoin = head in the sand 🫠 “I hope we stay at this price level for years to come!” If the price of BTC doesn’t increase and outpace inflation is it really the *best money*? The lowest bar for *sound money* is outpacing inflation! What if you are an older Bitcoiner? Shouldn’t you reap some of the rewards too? Or are you a greedy little junior burger pleb? 🍔 👦 Wake me up at 250k 😴 🥰 All jokes aside… 24% from the ATH is FUCK ALL! Redraw from the homeloan, sell that old bike in the garage, max out your credit card, open a LEDN account and go hard AF. Now is the time to be greedy! #asknostr #nostr #bitcoin #news #bullish #bearish #crabish #bulltarded #news #pleb

Bear Market Update! 📉 🐻 12 months later we are up 7%! We are really doing it Redban! We are (BEARly ;) keeping up with inflation! :) #Copium comments of the week: “1 Bitcoin = 1 Bitcoin” - No shit Sherlock! Eggs don’t bounce, shit sticks to blankets and kidnapped children are generally homesick! Still can’t buy a decent house with 1 Bitcoin! “I never check the USD price” - Cool story. We live in a dollar dominated world and you don’t check the price? Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining. ☔️ Riddle me this: If you earn Bitcoin or get paid in Bitcoin and only spend Bitcoin, the #sats amount you spend on that delicious grass fed steak is PEGGED to the DOLLAR is it not?! Example: The steak you ate on the 7th of Oct would cost 100,000 sats. Now it costs 123,000 sats. Well golly gosh! I wonder why it’s more expensive today?! The sats price of items fluctuate because?... you guessed it! Even in a *Bitcoin Only* circular economy the sats price of most things fluctuate in lock step with the dollar denominated price of Bitcoin 💸 . USD price go up, sats price go down. USD price go down, sats price go up! #science ! 🧑‍🔬 🧬 Verify, don’t trust… Go to an online store that sells products for Bitcoin and you’ll see a fluctuating sats amount :) Not checking the USD value of Bitcoin = head in the sand 🫠 “I hope we stay at this price level for years to come!” If the price of BTC doesn’t increase and outpace inflation is it really the *best money*? The lowest bar for *sound money* is outpacing inflation! What if you are an older Bitcoiner? Shouldn’t you reap some of the rewards too? Or are you a greedy little junior burger pleb? 🍔 👦 Wake me up at 250k 😴 🥰 #asknostr #nostr #bitcoin #news #bullish #bearish #crabish #bulltarded #news #pleb

When in doubt, pick a top 50 #shitcoin and zoom out. ICP aka ‘Internet Computer’ down 99% since launching. And it’s the 34th largest ‘crypto’ by market cap. “A fool and their money are easily parted” #ouch

We are up 16% for the year and this figure is rapidly decreasing as we get closer to December. For the love of God anon: Stop telling people and yourself we are in a bull market cycle! The ‘SaTs On SaLe brigade!’ are working overtime! 🫠 So much #copium and #hopium 🤡 #NOcap #BearMarket #BullAntCycle #Bitcoin #Bearish #Bullish #Bulltarded #asknostr #nostr

People doctoring food images with AI to make them looked undercooked to get a refund from uber eats is fucking wild! Love to see DoorDash and uber eats get fucked like they fuck small business. Or does the small business pay? 😫

Today’s Joke: What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing…! Why? Because they were both stuck up cunts! #joke #jokeoftheday #jokestr #comedy