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The Bulgarian Pork Whistle
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🇧🇬 🐷 🪈 🎶 NGU Absolutist ✨
@RABBIT HOLE RECAP @Marty Bent @ODELL Great Rip! Love that Matt said he wouldn’t be too pleased if it was another 4 years until new ATH! Yes - Bitcoin Freedom Money Yes - NGU is fucking great (and bloody important!) Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles). 🧡
Just helped a friend make their first Bitcoin purchase! I was expecting a $100 testing of the waters… Negative Ghost Rider. Horse cock did a $10,000 smash buy @ $95,900 instead! He is definitely not here to fuck spiders! I have set him a 21 million dollar sat goal. The bloke is an absolute dinosaur with tech and needs a piss easy wallet solution. He can barely email and he can’t cut and paste text on his phone / yells at his computer often. @Bitkey 100% for this use case. Another successful orange pill 💊 🍊 LFG! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
BULL(ant) MARKET UPDATE! 📉 🐂 🐜 Bitcoin is up 4.4% from 12 months ago :) Official CPI for the last 12 months is 3.1% We are really doing it anon! We are beating inflation by 1.3%! AH-MAZIN!!!!!! We are up 37% from last cycles high of 69k over 4 years ago… That’s 9.25% worth of gains split evenly over the last 4 years! We are edging out poorly run stonks based on performance anon! We are really doing it! Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles). 🧡 #bull #bullant #bullish #bulltarded #bear #bearish #beartarded #sats #stacksats #stayhumble #Inflation #stonks #cope #hopium
Bear Market Update! 📉 🐻 12 months later we are up 7%! We are really doing it Redban! We are (BEARly ;) keeping up with inflation! :) #Copium comments of the week: “1 Bitcoin = 1 Bitcoin” - No shit Sherlock! Eggs don’t bounce, shit sticks to blankets and kidnapped children are generally homesick! Still can’t buy a decent house with 1 Bitcoin! “I never check the USD price” - Cool story. We live in a dollar dominated world and you don’t check the price? Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining. ☔️ Riddle me this: If you earn Bitcoin or get paid in Bitcoin and only spend Bitcoin, the #sats amount you spend on that delicious grass fed steak is PEGGED to the DOLLAR is it not?! Example: The steak you ate on the 7th of Oct would cost 100,000 sats. Now it costs 123,000 sats. Well golly gosh! I wonder why it’s more expensive today?! The sats price of items fluctuate because?... you guessed it! Even in a *Bitcoin Only* circular economy the sats price of most things fluctuate in lock step with the dollar denominated price of Bitcoin 💸 . USD price go up, sats price go down. USD price go down, sats price go up! #science ! 🧑‍🔬 🧬 Verify, don’t trust… Go to an online store that sells products for Bitcoin and you’ll see a fluctuating sats amount :) Not checking the USD value of Bitcoin = head in the sand 🫠 “I hope we stay at this price level for years to come!” If the price of BTC doesn’t increase and outpace inflation is it really the *best money*? The lowest bar for *sound money* is outpacing inflation! What if you are an older Bitcoiner? Shouldn’t you reap some of the rewards too? Or are you a greedy little junior burger pleb? 🍔 👦 Wake me up at 250k 😴 🥰 All jokes aside… 24% from the ATH is FUCK ALL! Redraw from the homeloan, sell that old bike in the garage, max out your credit card, open a LEDN account and go hard AF. Now is the time to be greedy! #asknostr #nostr #bitcoin #news #bullish #bearish #crabish #bulltarded #news #pleb image
We are up 16% for the year and this figure is rapidly decreasing as we get closer to December. For the love of God anon: Stop telling people and yourself we are in a bull market cycle! The ‘SaTs On SaLe brigade!’ are working overtime! 🫠 So much #copium and #hopium 🤡 #NOcap #BearMarket #BullAntCycle #Bitcoin #Bearish #Bullish #Bulltarded #asknostr #nostr image
Today’s Joke: What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing…! Why? Because they were both stuck up cunts! #joke #jokeoftheday #jokestr #comedy image
@Joe Nakamoto ‘s #YouTube channel is criminally under subscribed and viewed! Consistently releasing first class content. His latest film on #Bitcoin in #Curaçao is one of his best :) Be the change you want to see! Joe: the man, the myth, the iron man! #StoryTelling #CircularEconomy #Sats #Caribbean #IslandTime
For fans of the Flight Facilities decade mixes :) 5 hours! 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, 2000’s, 2010’s mega mix :) Enjoy! 💃