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Will Schoellkopf⚡
realbitcoindog@nostrpaws.com
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Author of “The Bitcoin Dog” and “Bitcoin Girl Save the World”; Contributor @BitcoinMagazine @StackchainMag @ctdl21 @KonsensusNetwork @SatoshisJournal
Trick or Treat? Everyone buys bitcoin at the price they deserve. Happy HODLween! I guarantee I carved this jack-o-lantern myself and did not steal this photo from Google images. Proud to say my daughter helped carve the top and pull the “guts” out while we watched Casper! 👻 Join the conversation: The Bitcoin Dog: Following the Scent to the Bitcoin C++ Source Code Bitcoin Girl: Save the World edited by @JB @21 Futures Tales from the Timechain 10% Off Code: BITCOINDOG 21% Off Merch Code: BDWEB21OFF image
Another Toxic Bitcoin Maxi is born! Block height: 864,542 Bullish on Bitcoin Babies 👶 All my Fatherly proof of work (Advice, Dad Jokes, and Wisdom) published in @ctdl21 @satoshisjournal @bitcoinmagazine in 🧵 👇 "Sorry, Daddy says no dating fiat boys." “You’re in high school now. We need to have a talk about protection… Aren’t you a little old to be using single sig?” @PlebiusEconomus @ctdl21 “At the time, however, easy-to-use cold storage hardware wallet solutions were not yet available, so I made the mistake of giving up, deciding then and there that it was not worth the work to learn more about Bitcoin. I was wrong.” @BitcoinMagazine “Dearest Daughter, you’re bankless.  Your life’s savings are stored on the Bitcoin blockchain.” @satoshisjournal I strongly recommend the @playshamory Satoshi Monster Bitcoin Baby Teether. We bought it directly from @ScottMSibley at @TheBitcoinConf and almost two years later it’s still in great shape for our son! 10% Off code: BITCOINDOG http://www.shamory.com/bitcoindog When Grandma Sheila’s grandpuppies come to visit her in Alice Springs, Australia, she entertains the rambunctious little ones with a delightful account of her adventures as a young pup, crossing the Australian outback to discover how the Bitcoin blockchain works. Thanks for making it to the end of my 🧵! If you’d like to support my writing, please join @GrayRuby @npub16x07...s89d @k00b @21 Futures @pup @JB and I on @Stacker News . It’s like Reddit, but we zap you Bitcoin! DM me if you want a personal invite link with a free 1000 sats 🫡 image
@River CEO @Alexander Leishman made an impression on me! You personally sent me my first ever River Link text referral for some free Bitcoin. Since then not only have I stacked fee free with monthly DCA, but also I have now too finally successfully referred someone to get off zero. 🍊 💊 I'm inviting you to join me on River. Get up to $100 when you sign up with my link and buy Bitcoin! image
Price DOES matter. For most, it’s that sticker shock of a high price that makes us take the plunge down to rabbit hole to figure out how we were wrong. And once you swallow the orange pill, you’re done. Come for the Number Go Up. Stay for the once-in-a-civilization Monetary Revolution.🫡 @bitcoinpup
Just forked Stacker News! Fork #107. First Fork in 3 months! Wake up Sheeple! Free Open Source Software powering a high signal Bitcoin community! Sats built-in as a required feature! No fake “SN Credits.” Withdraw direct to external wallet. ⚡️works p2p💪 @npub16x07...s89d and @k00b develop the code for free! Don’t trust. Verify the algorithm to see for yourself what floats to the top. Put your sats where your mouth is! IT’s SO EARLY! @GrayRuby brings the content. Turns out we’re already too late to Bitcoin 😭. It’s not just cypherpunks anymore. There’s sports ball fans 🏈🏀⚾️ Verify my fork for yourself. And GFY! (Go Fork Yourself!) image
It doesn’t concern me if $MSTR over performs $BTC. I’m not buying Bitcoin as a means to earn more Dollars. I’m replacing my fiat with hard money. You buy #Bitcoin to have more dollars. I buy #Bitcoin to have less dollars. WE ARE NOT THE SAME! Shout out @joakimbook!🫡 image
@OmniFinn great feature on @SwanBitcoin! You’re absolutely right! While the Tom Hanks rom com “You’ve Got Mail!” is dated now and a faulty premise, it was relevant at the time. I hope one day Bitcoin stories are just as “dated” because of widespread use
Commish @davidt just BROKE the NOSTR algorithm, making history!! 200k Sat prize delivered friction free and publicly auditable not just on-chain or private lightning, but via Zap! It lets all of NOSTR know that @Coffee ☕ is the king of making NOSTR Football Survivor pools, and @GrayRuby on Stacker News! This is what it looks like to have the MOST-ZAPPED Note in the last 4 hours! Thanks @Derek Ross for giving me the idea to advertise our community in this way from your recent podcast with @Luke de Wolf @Knut Svanholm ∞/21M! @jack was right. NOSTR is unstoppable!
@Alexander Leishman Actual proof of reserves with a GitHub repo and #Bitcoin on-chain addresses and everything! @Leishman and @River doing it right! 13,000 Bitcoin is no small amount to custody on behalf of clients, and you’re doing it yourself! No 3rd party needed 😎