I would love a fantasy football platform for failed banks. Can we do a March Madness bracket for the last bank standing?

Confession: I love getting schlitzed for free in airport lounges. I wish I could zap them.

I just got zapped and I don’t know why or by whom, but I know it felt good and I know it never happened on Twitter. Thank you to whoever you are.

Tomorrow is gonna be a shitshow

I think I set up WoS correctly. Can someone zap me a sat to verify?