guys my baby momma bought me a birthday gift 🎁. it's a watch ⌚
wooohooooo. something good to return the moods to all time highs
Turiz
me@proofofink.art
npub1q6ps...0kxr
Long Live Turiz 🤙🏾
and for me last magic trick. I've disappeared to watch vertical videos on TikTok.
Eureka or what ever the magicians say
nobody is ever looking for a reason to like me. every body is always looking for a reason to dislike the boi. let me give you one.
open sesame ⛽ gas them up from a catfish 🐟🐠
somebody Zap ⚡ me five shillings to top up my mobile data. my Last hour went to waste. I did not think pipo would accuse me of certain tomfoolery.
you guys can give up on me but I'm not giving up on nostr. More people keep joining.
trying to zap ⚡ bronem the 137 sats in my wallet but his node appears to be down. 🙄🙄
okay now I have a real fake account. and a fake real account.
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Follow my real Fake Account @npub106ykq0euvazl5d49gd0hu6receqftfuwcpvwd28jy6asnv9wdjns5jrfmp
might as well create a fake account if people think I got one
somebody buy my kidney. it's 1000 BTC you get one now the other when I die. if you die before me I get mine back
They always turn on you. my God. I want a job. there are people I want to send back their precious satoshis. I can't let people keep breaking my heart.
i'm just in bed sinking in my depression but apparently i'm also doing the most with fake npubs . 😂 haha wow. you guys give me more credit than I deserve.
there goes my chance to ask the bros to invest. thanks fellas. good job making frens think we are catfishing them.
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fellas, this is my only fake npub. i dont have a real account. if you are being catfished, trust me, its not me, i dont have the fucking energy to breathe for two people in this inflated lifetime. trust me.
God gives us these thoughts and vision so we can do something with it
Find strength in God's love.
shalom 🙏🏾
Freedom is not in your wallet. It is in your ability to see. To question. To discern .
Sheeesh @npub1pm2k...2l93
78 dorras to fuck a ladyboy is quite pricey 😂😂😂 😂 what the fuck Thailand 😂 what's the price of pussy then 😂. 😂
Qualifications to feature in Kenya 🇰🇪 documentary:
Must be dirty as fugg
Must live in Kibera
Must be an orphan
Must have sob story.
Thank you Jesus. something I can't qualify for. Hallelujah 🙌🏾🙏🏾 😂