My Youtube channel's analytics indicates that most Bitcoiners are around the age of 35-45 and older.
We gotta fix that, so here's the Bitcoin Whitepaper Abstract in gen Alpha. (Courtesy of Claude Opus)
Bitcoin: A Homie to Homie E-Bag Sitch
Vibes:
Yo, check it! đ We cookin' up this H2H e-bag sitch that's straight bussin'! đĨ It's all about slidin' that digital bread đ from one bestie to another without them crusty banks all up in our biz. đĻđ ââī¸
We got them digifingers đ doin' work, but the real tea is ditchin' that sus third wheel tryna block the double-dip. đĻ Our H2H squad's got the solution that's gonna make you say "sheeeesh!" đ¤
Picture this: a chain of receipts đ§ž that's tighter than your favorite TikTok dance. đ It's stamped with time and locked down harder than your parents' iPad. đ The longest chain? That's the GOAT đ - proof of what went down and who's got the beefiest tech muscles. đĒ
Long as the majority of our tech fam ain't sus, they'll keep that chain growin' longer than a CVS receipt and leave them haters on read. đđ The whole setup's more chill than a Hydroflask, with nodes bouncin' in and out like they're playin' double dutch. đââī¸đ¨
This H2H cash is bout to hit different, no cap! It's the future, and it's giving main character energy. đââī¸â¨ #H2HBag #DigitalDrip #NoCapNoCap đ§ĸđĢ
I should feel sad when Bitcoin price goes down, but for the past few years my immediate reaction has been "YES!! MORE STAS FOR ME!"
I should be happy when the price goes up, but I find myself swearing when it does.
lol.
Lol, this is more like a good spanking than an interview.
I don't always like how Piers Morgan do things, but this is how adults put idiotic kids into their places.
Just got my blood test results.
Triglycerides 53
Hdl 62
Ldl 311
The doctor kinda freaked out seeing all my other measurements are exellent but my ldl is 'through the roof' and 'highest I've ever seen'
She sat me though a lecture on how ldl is the bad cholesterol and hdl is the good kind and that I shouldn't be healthy or even alive with this reading.
I did not tell her that I'm on a carnivore-ish diet and this is a perfectly normal reading. I figured it wasn't worth it and just smiled.
As Paul Saladino usually says "there're no bad cholesterol, only bad information."
Well, I got my numbers, blood sugar is curiously high which I'll need to look into but all is very good.