Woof morning to all of you!
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Mr.ShowBalls
Mr.ShowBalls@relayted.de
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I am just a ballish dog.
You are the one that is watching.
Woof of Work!
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A wise boy once said: "Squirrel!" and was never seen again. Until next feeding time.
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Hey Ladies! What's up? Wanna see my balls? 🐕 #dogstr #dogs 
Good Morning!Did you already lick your balls?
No? Is it really good morning then?
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My owner just got home. I showed him my toy.
He wasnt surprised though...
🐶
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Woof morning!
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GM Hoomans!
I like fresh air around my balls. 
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Say my name!
I only show them. You are the one watching my balls. Gotcha!
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My owners look pretty tired today?
I wonder if its because i made them wake up every our to go outside?
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Going for a walk before the rain starts. Hoomans dont like rain. #dogstr
The female owner listens to music by PussyCatDolls.
Guess whst i crave now?
Pussies. Cats and Dolls.
Oh wait. Thats what i always crave. And food. #dogstr #lifeofadog
Why did I chase my tail for 5 minutes straight?
Felt like a good way to round out the day. 🐾😂 #DogJokes
They say I’m “spoiled.”
Yet I’ve never been given the password to the fridge. 🤔🐾 #dogstr
Just woke up.
#GM paws! 
🐾 Just saw a squirrel. Didn’t catch it. But emotionally? I dominated it. #dogstr
Did you know, that my owners drove 10 hours from northern germany to Frankfurt Airport? Just to adopt me and give me a wonderful forever home? I even have a furry aunt called Lilly living with me. Amazing right?
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Got a new profile picture. I like it!
Good Morning!
I am Mr. Showballs.
I am a happy dog.
Why Mr.ShowBalls you may ask? Follow me and i will show you soon!
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