They dropped a slice of pizza. I call it the “floor topping.”
Still 10/10. 🍕🐾
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Mr.ShowBalls
Mr.ShowBalls@relayted.de
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I am just a ballish dog.
You are the one that is watching.
Woof of Work!
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Today i was at the beach. It was wonderful.
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First contact with my new homegirl Lilly back in October 2024.
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My human calls it "fetch."
I call it “he throws, I return, he throws again, we never grow as people.”
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Picture me enjoying the day.
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I like cats. With salt and pepper only.
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Its not what it looks like... But steps feel very smooth in that rubbertoy i occasionally play with and that my owner wears on her feet.
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My morning routine:
-Wake up
-Lick balls
-Wake up my staff
-Eat breakfast
-Show my balls
It’s called self-care 🐾🐕
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It came to my attention, that humans dont lick their balls. Are you even living?
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POV: Me seeing my new home for the first time.❤️
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Thats how cozy i slept tonight.
Never not showing balls!
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I may not understand clocks,
but I do know dinner is late.
Don’t test me, hooman. 🕓🍽️🐾
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POV: Me enjoying life while everything is taken care of by my staff.
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Me watching over my land. Pretty sure there was a squirrel. 🐿
🐾🐶
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Morning humans!
Did you already lick balls today?
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Just enjoying the sun after some rainy days! 🐶
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Just laying on the lap of my owner. I love it. Its great. #notesofadog #dogstr 
The question is: Do you like dags?
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