Dr. Strangejelq or: How I Learned to Stop Cooming and Love the Goon

A boomer relative has just informed me that "based" is the new word for "cool."

The year is 2083 and the Mojave Desert is inhospitable, not because of the climate, but because of the Burning Man Tribe, the descendants of 1,000 degenerates who were trapped in the desert decades ago by storms. Rather than succumb, they began to worship the storm and the diseases that ravaged their bodies. They now spread and infect like those very same diseases, inflicting terror upon anyone who settles too close to their territory. View quoted note →

Find them and kill them. View quoted note →