It is now painfully obvious that the anti-filter and pro-Covenants bros truly never understood that Bitcoin’s Dominant Strategy has always been and always will be Money. People who want more Gain of Function on Bitcoin have not learned the lessons of SegWit or Taproot. 🇺🇸🦅🫡

Avoid the stress of waking up to a shady actor launching an indefinite Denial of Service attack on Bitcoin by jamming our monetary traffic with Arbitrary Spam and Data. Fix the filters and decentralize the Block Template Cartel with DATUM, SV2, or pure play solo mining. 🇺🇸🦅🫡

CTV/Covenants bros are to Bitcoin Gain of Function as Anthony Fauci is to COVID Gain of Function. To all the Pro-CTV/Covenants Stans out there pushing relentlessly to activate more unnecessary soft forks on Bitcoin: Pull your heads out of your assholes and get the fuck out.🇺🇸🫡

Dear Pro-CTV/Covenants Bros, You and Anthony Fauci have a lot in common. You both believe in gain of function.🤣 Now fuck off and leave Bitcoin alone. Love, ₿itcoin ₿ombadil

The gain of function Dark Side of Bitcoin is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.

Lightning only has ~5K Bitcoin locked in it since SegWit & Taproot in 2017 & 2021. Bitcoin hasn’t even come close to maxing out annual capacity on L1. But you 🫵🏼 think we‘re ready for more Gain of Function soft forks on Bitcoin, genius? CTV? You kidding me? 🇺🇸🦅🫡

Technical Specialist Bitcoiners: Can you even explain CTV and all of the amazing functionality it adds to Bitcoin? Oh you can’t? Then your opinion on CTV is worthless!! Reeee!! Holistic Generalist Bitcoiners: You still don’t understand Money or Bitcoin. Now fuck off. 🇺🇸🦅🫡

Some Bitcoin Players pretend Inscriptions abuse of the Witness Discount wasn’t a big deal like NPCs pretend everything Fauci, Trump, & Biden abused with the Covid Psyop wasn’t a big deal. Mad Science promoting gain of function on Bitcoin is logically & ethically bankrupt. 🇺🇸🦅🫡

Dear Pro-CTV/Covenants Bros, You and Anthony Fauci have a lot in common. You both believe in gain of function.🤣 Now fuck off and leave Bitcoin alone. Love, ₿itcoin ₿ombadil

The Spam Apologists are intellectually lazy and ethically bankrupt right now. Bitcoin deserves better Players. The key is course correction and remembering who we are. Be a good steward of the Bitcoin Game. Remembah.🇺🇸🦅🫡

Ok, so let’s say there’s no creator and somehow everything on Planet Earth just existed and came from nothing. Even in that scenario, A human body/lungs must work to breathe air. A human body must work to find gold. A human body must work to go fetch, purify, and drink water. There is no getting around Work at any step of the Value creation process. Bitcoin is the Dominant Proof of Work & Value Creation Strategy for Humanity. 🇺🇸🦅🫡

Show me how value gets created without any work, Copernicus. I’ll wait. If you can show me how to create Value without Work, then there’s no need for Bitcoin, and I can keep using Dollars.🤣 In the meantime, Bitcoin remains the Dominant Strategy. 🇺🇸🦅🫡

Let’s be real, we can debate & compare technicals all day. They will never be perfect. What most people don’t appreciate is things like economics, first mover advantage, game theory, & fixed/finite limitations. Bitcoin still has the high ground and it’s not even close.🇺🇸🦅🫡

Before you try to make Bitcoin “better”, you should probably focus on making yourself and your family’s life better. Happy Father’s Day. Godspeed. 🇺🇸🦅🫡

If we want a healthy Bitcoin mining industry, we shouldn’t try to subsidize miners with fees from arbitrary spam/data. Miner economics need to be a function of the block subsidy & fees from monetary trade so Bitcoin’s price signals are a reflection of its value as Money. 🇺🇸🦅🫡

We need Bitcoin to find economic equilibrium more than we need to change it again. 🇺🇸🦅🫡

Half Baked Take for a “modern” edit to the Bitcoin White Paper: As long as an economic majority of full nodes, hashing nodes, block template nodes, & private key nodes are controlled by honest human actors, then the system is secure. Feedback appreciated. Good Morning & Godspeed.🇺🇸🦅🫡

Oh you can’t outbid other valid Bitcoin transactions for DickButt and Monkey JPEGs, Darsh?!?! Looks like Bitcoin isn’t as useful for Money as you thought!! -Tad from Asspen South Park Episode defending Spam on Bitcoin. Disclosure: I am long Bitcoin and South Park.

And if there are leaks in the Bitcoin Ark, then patch the leaks. View quoted note →

Basically the message to all Bitcoiners is to stop rocking the fucking boat like fucking morons. Let the boat find equilibrium. Godspeed. 🇺🇸🦅🫡