I see the technocrats are having a normal one.

Joined with a small group of like-minded people to put in an offer on a former cult compound which is for sale. It even has a bunker. I'm so close to living the dream.

WAEK UP SHEOPOPLE!

This is an amazing performance - even better than the album version. It's criminal how underrated some of the English folk revival acts are compared to the rock bands of the era. #folkstr

Funny how long you can keep getting annoyed at someone's shitty content in your feed before you suddenly remember you can just unfollow them.

Lol, I just got added to someone's blacklist for recommending a sympathetic biography of Joseph McCarthy.

The orbs are a stupid stunt but, like those twits who had themselves willingly implanted with microchips, they're a convenient meme-distraction which helps to slowly normalise all the dystopian shit your smartphone is already doing.

My 5 year-old daughter just drew me a picture of a Crystal Cookie Dragon which has three heads and shoots cookies from its mouths. When I told her it was cute, she solemnly informed me that it was a bad guy. I dunno - how bad could a dragon that shoots cookies honestly be? I suspect it's just misunderstood.

Lol, fuck off, Elon

I only have this screenshot to go by and I can't be bothered looking up the article, but it wouldn't surprise me that that these things appear to get dumber the more you try to cram them full of information because they have no actual intelligence to parse all that data - it's just looking for patterns. This is intelligence as defined by the "97% of scientists agree" crowd. But hey - the fact that they've managed to build a computer that can't do maths is an incredible achievement in itself.