Modern wisdom is knowing that you’re intelligent and capable of many great things, but that you’re also kinda retarded.

Seen at Yellowstone national park gift shop. Greenwashing at its finest. We use plastic to make your clothes because we care!

With each passing day I become more and more hardened in the political ideology of “leave me the fuck alone and stop bombing people”.

Everything you need to know about OPSEC can be gleaned from this DMX lyric: “If you flashin' it, you must not want it”

We live in a comically dystopian timeline. Civil unrest and wars breaking out. Trump family: great time to launch our new mobile brand. Make sure you livestream the chaos from your new Trump phone and don’t forget to tag them!

GM Nostr

Cardano is now a bitcoin treasury company 🤣

Concluded my U.S. national park tour with Glacier National park. Been a hell of a road trip across America. The natural beauty of the country is remarkable. $80 fiat for a yearly park pass is well worth it.

GM Nostr Yellowstone National Park

I just want family, land, some guns, a personal library, home gym, a greenhouse, chicken coop, a pleb miner setup, my node, and someone who’ll sell me beef via lightning. Am I a Bitcoin influencer?

GM to everyone except Airbnb hosts who set a 10am check out.