Time for elderberry tea and to play Starfox Adventures because that game is horrendously underrated but pretty derivative.

Getting close to finally wrapping up The Ascent and it’s funny that a race of specific aliens called Aphorans are plotting to spearhead a powerful, all encompassing corporation with which to dominate everything, and one of the aliens even calls it “a conspiracy theory of Aphoran domination.” I knew this game was based.

Video game companies can’t make good games anymore so they just port and remake older games that were actually good. Nobody sees a problem with buying old games at full price? Don’t get me wrong, I like some of the bangers that Nintendo’s put out as remakes, but why can they not just make good games like they used to? Not every game has to be zoomer bullshit and for Twitter pussies and their “fandoms.”

I think I should be allowed to hurt someone if they won’t let me be with them because I can’t sleep like this.

Goodbye, monkey! Goodbye! :watabit:

Racebait lewd on the TL Knock that shit off pls.

When the video is golden, but Goddamn, those comments are platinum.