A wise man once said ‘it is what it is’… then opened Nostr and hoped for reckless generosity.
#nostr
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My ancestors hunted for survival. I refresh notifications hoping for lunch money. Evolution.⚡😎
#nostr #foodstr
The economy said ‘be strong’ meanwhile I’m craving chips and chicken.
#nostr
A wealthy pleb somewhere is about to mistake this note for a good cause.
#nostr #plebstr
Started the day making pancakes, now I’m somewhere on braid number 47 fighting for my life 😭💇🏽♀️
The tea is far away getting cold in a jug.
My hands have retired from being human.
If love doesn’t work out, at least I now qualify for an assistant hairstylist position ⚡🥲
#nostr #salonstr #lovestr #zap
Morning setup: pancakes stacked like they’ve got ambitions 🥞
Tea in a jug pretending it’s a thermos, but still carrying the whole household emotionally ☕🥲
No stainless steel, no aesthetic café vibes—just pure “we make it work” energy.
If elegance was a budget, we’d still be over it ⚡
#nostr
Cooked my own pancakes this morning.
The chef was handsome, underpaid, and spiritually dependent on zaps. 🥞⚡😎
#nostr #pancakes #Breakfast
At this hour my stomach starts sending warning notifications.
11am thoughts: maybe I was meant to be rich and mysterious
#nostr
Imagine being born before music existed.
Can never be me !! 💤💤💤
Being alive is weird when you really think about it. We’re all just organized electricity with opinions.
#nostr
9am thoughts sponsored by low balance and dangerous optimism.😈😈😈
9am and I already need financial compensation for waking up.
GM Nostr Fam 🧡🇰🇪😤⚡ Happy Sunday to y'all 😎🧡
#nostr #sundaystr
It’s crazy how sunlight through curtains can temporarily heal a human being.😤😤
#nostr
We spend all week chasing life then Sunday arrives and reminds us to notice it🙂↔️
#nostr
The air outside on Sunday mornings feels emotionally organized.
#nostr #sundaystr
The birds are singing, the sun is out, and my wallet remains open for blessings.🥱🤲😎
#nostr
late night thought:
maybe old men became quiet because they realized explaining yourself to the world is a full-time job.
goodnight.
💤
it’s 2am.
the village is asleep.
and i’m outside thinking about bitcoin, life, missed chances and whether goats recognize their owners.
💤
#nostr #sleepstr