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Dreaming in orange, acting in reality 🍊 | Founder – Machakos Bitcoin Academy | Freedom through knowledge & sats ⚑ Machakos Bitcoin Academy is a local grassroots initiative focused on empowering youths in Machakos Kenya πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺwith practical skills and knowledge in Bitcoin 🌍 🧑 πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ. ⚑Zaps = On-Ground Sponsor Tiers:nostr: https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqspv54jq9veanzu7v324ggj2mc7agzhpy4mxldsmlrj38wd8kggw2sx0pedm Pleb Wall of Fame πŸ‘‘: npub1sjcqygrzke0eennuppyn204dx6erkmqs7c39h4wsk56j04zcgv3s4tjx9d https://geyser.fund/project/machakosbitcoinacademy. XMR : 41s8aoUNMR6amFhTMTENKPMSkaP2g4EDEjnY7NPDZGRZ3qfoy2eHuSBZpm48QZmFf21ZAk3Yz7PDvHmtUEeQjaZpQ7i2det
My university transcript is about to say Bachelor of Education. Meanwhile, my field report says: painted concrete, recruited rocks, disturbed village peace with Bitcoin propaganda. πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ 11 days to graduation and the man who taught rocks about Bitcoin is still negotiating with his wardrobe. Lord, we've made it this far. πŸ˜‚πŸ§‘βš‘οΈ #nostr image
πŸŽ“πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ My classmates are preparing their suits. The boy's graduation outfit has been mining dust and painting β‚Ώ on rocks. πŸ˜­πŸ’€ Four years for a degree. Zero years for fashion sense. Proof of Work has a dress code, apparently. πŸ˜‚πŸ§‘βš‘οΈ
11 DAYS UNTIL GRADUATION. πŸ˜πŸŽ“πŸ§‘πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ God carried the boy through chapters he didn't know how he'd survive. πŸ™πŸ₯Ή Almost time to put on that gown, smile for the cameras, and pretend the future isn't loading on 2G. πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ We made it this far. Thank You, God. πŸ§‘πŸ™Œ
Good morning, Nostr. πŸ§‘πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ🫠 Monday has started. The boy is receiving his daily dose of Vitamin β‚Ώ before reality remembers his address. πŸ˜­πŸ’€ Side effects include delusional optimism, orange-tinted vision, and an unexplained urge to say β€œwe're still early.” πŸ˜‚βš‘οΈ #nostr
Imagine the universe has a customer-care department. I've been alive for 24 years and would like to escalate several complaints. πŸ˜­πŸ’€ The hold music is getting suspicious.
Nostr is the only place where a man can post about eating ugali, receive 50,000 sats, then spend the next six hours arguing about censorship with someone whose profile picture is a frog. πŸ˜­πŸ’€βš‘οΈ
This flu has me drafting my will, apologizing to people I hate, and making peace with ancestors I never met. πŸ˜­πŸ’€ Goodnight, Nostr. If I wake up, we continue the suffering. πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ˜‚
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