Merchant: That’ll be 2.4oz of gold please. Customer: Here you go! Merchant: Okay, let me just melt this down and recast it to verify your gold is real. 🤡🤡🤡🤡 View quoted note →

Libertarians really are just baby anarchists. Statism is a disease.

Obtaining means of survival involves coercion of some sort for virtually every human being on earth. For the vast majority, oppressively so. Fear is leveraged to exploit the fearful. This fear is entirely rational, and in many cases, moral. We bend the knee to dictators to house, clothe, and feed our children. Those of us awake to the truth horrifyingly walk with the zombies in lockstep as we are unable to wake them. For when we try to awake them, they are more often combative than they are willing to wake up. This is our curse. Awareness. View quoted note →

Party cucks be like

Morpheus: The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. Neo: What truth? Morpheus: That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind. View quoted note →

I’m making cheeseburger spring rolls for the first time. They exploded as soon as I dropped them in the oil. FML 🤦🏻‍♂️

In modern America, ideas of freedom are considered extreme positions.

GM frens

I feel like the only sane people on the internet are on #nostr

*SPOILER* THEY NEVER DO. View quoted note →