Chilly has a point here. We would never elect to have big brOther invade our privacy anymore than it already does, but isn't it curious that we cannot stop these shootings before they happen. I mean clearly they use a phone and the internet, so why can't we get to them before they go crazy? Seems odd to say the least don't you think? #mentalhealthawareness #bigbrother #privacy #invasionofprivacy #makeithappen #fixit https://v.nostr.build/z0jlbwtm9oJk1pqo.mp4
The Last Puppet Show on Earth
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It’s all good, just spoof the doom. Not a children’s show, not ai. It’s all good bruh it’s just jokes. Plez ser no goo log fanks.
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There's an ICKY GUY that lives in everyone. It's a part of you that realizes sometimes you have to realize to really make your mark in the world you gotta be cringe. Sometimes your first reaction might be no, I can't, I can't be cringe. I have to think about the others. This is where ? the ICKY GUY comes in. To be independent you have to just channel that inner ick and say fug it. Don't hold back. Let us know how you really feel.
#comedy #standup #joke #meme #memestr #economy #grownostr #inflation #memes #artstr #video #ayearforart #creatr https://v.nostr.build/zfthDRQjGTr3ddr0.mp4
You ever get that what's my purpose trip going? Twink is on that trip now. She has that existential gig economy dread setting in. What's the point of it all? What's it all mean? There has to be more to life than driving slop around to people. We try to ease her mind, but we agree with her really.... I mean wtf are we even doing here?! https://v.nostr.build/RazGuJMtXlHJnt5h.mp4
They didn’t get that way from bites or scratches. They drained the rizz completely from their body with pourn. It’s a slippery slope young kings…. Watch out….. one minute you’re chillin, the next you’re wearing heels to court (not that there’s anything wrong with heels, or court of course). If you don’t know now you know. A little here and there is fine right? Depends on your t levels…. Didn’t think your t could hurt you did you? Well….let me just say in this don’t get too into it…. We’re poking at the machine here…. Just jokes bruv…. But if you have no chill keep moving….
#comedy #standup #joke #meme #memestr #economy #grownostr #inflation #memes #artstr #video #ayearforart #creatr https://v.nostr.build/zMXskVGlekSc38lS.mp4
Burrito baby is a little off on this one, it's actually not artificial, it's natural....
Which we guess is better..... right? This really got us thinking who discovered this lol? Like who was the beaver booty hole taste tester? I'm really glad that isn't on my resume.... But here's the weird thing..... apparently it taste like vanilla and berries.... So it's ALL GOOD FAM.... If something is vanilla or raspberry flavored you snackin on bootay
#comedy #standup #joke #meme #memestr #economy #grownostr #inflation #memes #artstr #video #ayearforart #creatr https://v.nostr.build/EaWVqt8ZgAxIY0ed.mp4
Yeah bring me foot tall burger so l can slap it on the ground and say look what you did. How tf am I supposed to eat a burger that's a foot tall? What am I supposed to do, deconstruct it? I'm not sure what's more embarrassing having a foot tall burger brought to me by mistake, or sitting there trying to figure out how to eat it with a whole restaurant sitting there looking at me like the garbage dumpster of a human being that I am. Well.... I guess if this is what's for dinner can you bring me some chilly cheese fries to wash it down?
#comedy #standup #joke #meme #memestr #economy #grownostr #inflation #memes #artstr #video #ayearforart #creatr https://v.nostr.build/LgqeaZmPWFv5piWl.mp4
It's an ironic time to be wearing a Rolex. There's someone over there eating squeeter patties, and there you are with a roley on your wrist. If ! had 40k l'd just tape it to my wrist and be like yo boo see this cake....want some? I mean the watch could be fake.... But 40 stacks taped to your wrist is real wealth. https://v.nostr.build/4jSLJtGC3QpeUJDj.mp4
It's an ironic time to be wearing a Rolex. There's someone over there eating squeeter patties, and there you are with a roley on your wrist. If ! had 40k l'd just tape it to my wrist and be like yo boo see this cake....want some? I mean the watch could be fake.... But 40 stacks taped to your wrist is real wealth.
The Big Bang or Instant Tater Tots? Since no one's asking the real questions, we will.
If we can get a big bang why can't I get crispy hot tots whenever I want them? I'm being serious. Both are miraculous, but why do we only get one. I don't want to get up, put them in the toaster oven, then keep checking over and over and they're still not crispy!? I want to snap my fingers and shovel them in my face.
Thing is, you can't get something from nothing. So which is more believable? The big bang or instant tater tots?
#science #foodstr #video #funny #pleb https://v.nostr.build/Ug7TAiEvkIhXI4gf.mp4
Is there any kind of algorithm here at all?
How u gonna get something out of nothing? I’ll take some tater tots - but make em hot!
#video #vidstr #grownostr #artstr https://v.nostr.build/qeBTbyAPdZfPjF3A.mp4
You have to love when they're like there's so many jobs..... yeah where's my teef brusher at, l've been waiting here for two hours for a good scrubbin. Seriously though, bringing someone chicken wings isn't gainful employment. Also, can we stop having ai replace the coolest jobs please lol #joke #meme #memestr #creatr #inflation #video https://v.nostr.build/SnoaLdAwx8m0dxa7.mp4
Sometimes you have to laugh at how meta meta can get. If you follow the rabbit long enough it leads to a place where the puppets hail from. All of that will make sense eventually, but for now you just have to follow along, and fug around with your peeps. If you ever find yourself unsettled just have one of those really long crazy I'm the joker now laughs to calm down. It always works.
#video #vidstr #grownostr #joke #jokes #meme #memestr https://v.nostr.build/RUL6ECpiGucX6sWn.mp4
You reap what you sow so be careful what you choose https://v.nostr.build/QuOdAgOXnkN4eWoC.mp4
"Baby think it over" Look, if you're on the fence of starting an onlyfans this is your opportunity to stop and think about how long a run you'll even have before it's all ai, and we hate to break it to you, but you aint ai hot, not even close. There was a short window where you could've made a lot of money off of your goods, but that window is slamming shut like a steel trap. Baby think it over! Also, ai is not the problem. Kooky people with bad ideas using ai is the problem.
#comedy #standup #joke #meme #memestr #economy #grownostr #inflation #memes #artstr #video #ayearforart #creatr
https://m.primal.net/JrXi.mov
New episode release: Fact Jackers
Who has the facts here? Remember a time before the facts were presented on a silver platter? Those were the days. I used to love being curious, but then a darkness swept over the land and all of a sudden being curious was out and being a fact pacman was in.
Well.... this should go without saying, but facts aren't always as solid as you might think. Actually at one time the world view held by most was that the world had an edge and you could sail off it. And then we realized..... that it was..... just a rock floating in space.... So as of right now, that's the facts right? We don't know much but it is a meat grinder, we know that.
#reality #facts #think #artstr #comedy #philosophy https://v.nostr.build/Y1CmyuSuP5cMPVnK.mp4
Chikun is trying to corner the mustard market before the lights go out. He thinks there's gonna be lots of hot dogs and coldcuts to go around and he's stocking up. He's really eyeing the grainy honey mustard especially. He thiks there will be lots of demands for chunky sauce because everyone is gonna be hungry for chunky stuff. We told him it isn't right to bank on failure, but he's bound and determined to get breaded. Anyway, if you want mustard Chikun has it sorted.
#grownostr #artstr #artist #recession https://v.nostr.build/NzGfLHiSn24Lkm4F.mp4
Chikun is trying to corner the mustard market before the lights go out. He thinks there's gonna be lots of hot dogs and coldcuts to go around and he's stocking up. He's really eyeing the grainy honey mustard especially. He thinks there will be lots of demands for chunky sauce because everyone is gonna be hungry for chunky stuff. We told him it isn't right to bank on failure, but he's bound and determined to get breaded. Anyway, if you want mustard Chikun has it sorted
#memestr #artstr #artist #grownostr #video #funny
When times are tough you have to get creative. They want bread? You gotta send it to them. The overlords want it all, and you gotta give it to them, just make sure to butter it up real nice, cuz no one wants dry ass bread. Seriously though, when are these bill collectors gonna get a hobby? I'm busy trying to have fun in this meat grinder reality. Get back to me when you want more than just money from me. I mean what am I to you? This is why people stopped having kids because of all these bill collectors. They're so needy and whiny. I mean nobody treats me like this. TAKE TAKE TAKE! Relationships are supposed to be balanced.
#comedy #standup #joke #meme #memestr #economy #grownostr #inflation #memes #artstr #video #ayearforart #creatr https://v.nostr.build/TDuvJr76Fich9Vma.mp4
Chukun wants to make clear that if you have to signal to otherss how virtuous you are you prolly aint that virtuous. The thing is good virtues don't have to be signaled to anyone. If you have them it should be clear to everyone. Likewise, if you don't have them that should also be clear. In this day and age if you find your self agreeing with everyone, and think it's virtuous, you might want to dig a little deeper lol.
#comedy #standup #joke #meme #memestr #woke #grownostr #freedom #memes #artstr #video #ayearforart #creatr
https://m.primal.net/Jjcd.mov