Yes I will. View quoted note →

Had to shut down my node for a few hours. Boot back up. Case fans now rattling and sporadically stopping. FML.

Is there any service industry tic more aannoying than some 20-something saying "perfect" in a vocal frye? "Perfeeehhhhhct" IS IT PERFECT AMBER. IS IT THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF BEING HANDED A CREDIT CARD.

Live footage of me coping with these crushing accusations View quoted note →

PSA: Now I'm a fed 🤣 View quoted note →

Nostr experience on this npub is turning into shit since @npub1974a...y60k can no longer decrypt nor update my mute and security filter word lists. My tag follows are full of mostr bridge slop. General timeline experience is full of people who blame Jews for their erectile dysfunction. It's bad. Just this npub too. Creating a new npub doesn't have this problem. I hope @Vitor Pamplona can get to the bottom of it. Maybe I'll join @7fqx and just switch to a PWA like Jumble in the meantime.

What is the deal lately with all the low-functioning losers on nostr who blame Jews for the fact they can't live correctly? View quoted note →

CEO of Relai, a self-custodial bitcoin-only exchange app, explaining why his company shitcanned lightning support:

I don't have a personal philosophy. I just have heuristics. The most reliable heuristic is that people who bring nothing to the table but words are useless manipulators.

Country's saved, guys. View quoted note →

Replaced a light fixture and rebuilt a toilet tank today. Wife doesnt even know who she married anymore.

omg u gaiz tay tay's engaged

If I left nostr today, this is the only note I wouldn't delete. Well, this and that one time I got prolifically zapped for bitching about all the leaves I had to rake. View quoted note →

If cancer was an RSS feed, it would look like this