What exactly does Alex Svetski specialize in? Like what did he do before bitcoin? Everytime I listen to him on a podcast, it's just an endless stream of intuited infliencer bro wisdom that I could have generated with AI on Shallow Think mode.

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There isn't a single self-custody solution that fits everyone, but... If you spend more than $50 total on a steel impact solution, you blew too much money. Anyone who tells you to buy a hardware wallet usually never tells you that you'll have to replace it at some point. You'll have a drawer of obsoleted HWW's Don't use a passphrase. You'll screw your heirs.

Ohhh nnnooo two of my channels are down and my payment can't find a route and and now I have to sleep in my car outside this airbnb BUT LIGHTNING IS STILL AWESOME View quoted note →

Fact #1: Mallowcreme pumpkins are the penultimate achievement of confectionery at scale. Don't @ me. Fact #2: My Android keyboard autocorrects "Mallowcreme" to "Salesforce"

Tomorrow, I set out on a quest. Thousands of miles will be traversed. Dragons of bureaucracy must be slain. I shall be beset on all sides by goblins begging for my shit. My shit must not be lost. I will not lose my shit. I must not. My shit must stay with me to my destination, or the quest is forfeit

Try hard things, pussies. View quoted note →

Okay do kids only come to your door if you're sitting on the porch? WTF? When did this protocol drop?

GN nostr i luv u

Richest church in America releases fall fashions. People line up around the block to buy them. Victoria's Secret considers starring a religion.

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LIKE A PSYCHOPATH View quoted note →

I hate how it's so hard to tell if someone is fucking with you or sincerely doubling down on being wrong.

Can GB just calm down for a minute.

I miss my cat, but I hate telling nostr, bc people sympathy-zap me, and I don't know what to do with those zaps. Imagine telling someone your grandma died and some stranger hands you five dollars. This just adds an unnecessary layer of suspicion to notes talking about sad things. I just miss my cat dammit. Don't zap me pls.

Imagine that you couldn't figure out to use tor. So you paid a website to show you tor sites. Thank you for coming to my Primal lecture.

You can easily tell who is still regularly on Twitter/X, because they keep trying to make their favorite bullshit ragebait argument a thing on nostr.

Its impressive how consistently average Kroger brand products are. The gourmet ground coffee is better than not having coffee.