Charlie Brown did aluminum trees dirty.

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How Charlie Brown killed the aluminum Christmas tree

GREAT FALLS, Mont. (AP) — It's hard to imagine a children's television show more directly responsible for the death of a consumer product line th...

I once paid a whole Bitcoin for a shipment of Soylent. It was all I could spend it on. At least you dipshits will live to regret buying clarified butter and comfrey and whatever indigo child nonsense you're into.

What is the worst Christmas song and why is it "We Need a Little Christmas"?

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I was this many Cnristmases old when I realized Robin laid an egg because he's named after a bird.

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"Hey uncle Rich. I'm getting a new laptop and I want to install Linux. Do you have any recommendations for a distribution?"

I don't care if I get the next 9000 takes wrong. I bought irresponsible amounts of Bitcoin under a long gone price and didn't get the jab. You don't have to be right about everything. Just the right things.