I'm not saying I'm glad I sold some bitcoin above 95k to live for the next 6 months. I'm saying I'm glad I dont have to recite all the podcaster horseshit moon hype to my wife while I'm getting ready for my new shift at McDonalds.

I probably had some sort of brain-related medical event, and as a result, I thought I would try pubky, but then after read through 20 pages of terms of use and privacy policy legalese, I realized YOU STILL NEED AN INVITE TO USE PUBKY.

I will never not believe that socialism is an anxiety disorder.

TLDR; Bluesky is a decentralized LARP that can't survive the "nooOoOo not that much freedom! " anxieties of its stewards. View quoted note →

It's hard not to judge a community by its most mentally infirm members.

Sometimes I like to code things by hand. Without AI. Just my retard brain grinding against linter configs and hook timing issues and another goddamned CSS library. Like a psychopath.

I love natural influencer logic. "No amount of propylene glycol is safe, because it's a component of ANTIFREEZE." It's literally a replacement for the highly toxic components of anti-freeze. You'd have to guzzle like three pounds of the food-grade shit for it to achieve any toxicity.

Charlie Brown did aluminum trees dirty.

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How Charlie Brown killed the aluminum Christmas tree

GREAT FALLS, Mont. (AP) — It's hard to imagine a children's television show more directly responsible for the death of a consumer product line th...

I once paid a whole Bitcoin for a shipment of Soylent. It was all I could spend it on. At least you dipshits will live to regret buying clarified butter and comfrey and whatever indigo child nonsense you're into.

What is the worst Christmas song and why is it "We Need a Little Christmas"?

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I was this many Cnristmases old when I realized Robin laid an egg because he's named after a bird.

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