Renting an electric vehicle in a strange, cold place is a bad idea.

In an alternate universe, your Junk folder is actually your Inbox, and you lead a much more interesting life full of declined payments, princes trying desperately to deposit millions of dollars into your bank account, and hot Russian women wanting to meet you now.

This complete maniac begins his day marching around my in-laws' house, bellowing his demands to be let outside to begin his spree of genocidal terror against birds, squirrels, snakes, and all other neighborhood fauna within his capacity to kill, his goals being nothing short of silent spring. Those white tufts will be red by sunset. He's huge, not because he is overfed. He is huge because he overkills. Also a very sweet boi.

Bitcoin Core mailing list is discussing how to mitigate conversations about forks that propose confiscation. I think it's hilarious that some dipshits march around claiming that Bitcoin will always have some immutable property or another (21 million, censorship resistance, etc...) when there is a very human layer of values governance required to keep the whole thing from going off the rails.

Can someone zap me? I just recovered my Zeus wallet and I'd like to test. I will zap you back. 🥹 👉👈

"You shouldn't let posts lie to you." -- Björk, at Christmas https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/bjork-the-sugarcubes-explains-how-television-works/

On-chain UTXO recovery in the Zeus LND node is straight ass. One way trip to asstown.

Hey guys. It me. View quoted note →

If my brain could wear pants, it'd be pooping its brain-pants right now. View quoted note →

TIL Brave has an f-droid repo. Which is nice, because the github releases do not appear to work with Obtanium easily. #nerdthings

People who conflate answering to no-one and being an asshole are deeply hurt and should be avoided.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT NONE OF YOU LIKE ME AND THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I LIKE IT. I COME TO SOCIAL MEDIA TO BE HATED AND IMMOLATEY PERSONAL BRAND. EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN.

IACR Cryptology ePrint Archive

Replication of Quantum Factorisation Records with an 8-bit Home Computer, an Abacus, and a Dog

This paper presents implementations that match and, where possible, exceed current quantum factorisation records using a VIC-20 8-bit home computer...

Thank God Nic Carter weighted in on the immanent threat of quantum. I dont think we'd know for certain that it was some bullshit otherwise.

Days like today make not going crazy feel like I actually did something.