Fiat job offer:
Pros: stop spending bitcoin, insurance isn’t ass, keeps me off the streets, in-laws approve
Cons: 8 hour humiliation ritual, the eventual HR intervention, 5 hour coffee/poop/workout morning ritual must be compressed into 60 minutes
Rich Nost
richnost@nostrplebs.com
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Bitcoin hedge wizard. Do not consult me unless as a last resort.
There is no "Bitcoiners". There are people who own Bitcoin, and among them, there is a diminishingly small cohort of retards who make a lot of noise about stacking sats and seed oils and meat and the train not stopping.
That's really no different than any small cohort of very online people with an outsized sense of being some sort of collective main character. Like woke dipshits. Or the "space is fake" people.
All the ddult-aged children defacing works of art are about to get the fossil-fuel usage draw-down that they've always dreamed of, amd it will give me life.
All the Ron Paul anarcho-capitalists should be having the biggest "I told you so" moment in history.
But they don't participate in reality, are the most paranoid, ineffective organizers on earth, and therefore nobody knows who they are or what the fuck they believe.
All they have accomplished in 20 years has been to mount a caucus in an irrelevant political party.
What is a metric that I can use to prove that seed oils are objectively bad for my health? Like, if I exercise, don't eat processed foods, get plenty of sleep and sun my balls like a retard, but I cook everything in seed oils, what will go haywire that will show up on a blood test?
Whomp whomp. Turns out Jeff was just clout farming.
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I have a nostr list called "Fucking Influencers Saying the Same Shit Over and Over", and it is almost a 100% overlap with the Wisp Trending feed.
Jack Kruse is a crank and an affinity grifter.
If bitcoin requires an ideological layer to work, that's fucking stupid.
"People never got sunburns before we all started eating seed oils in the 70's"
You can just research the history of sumburn. Spoiler: humans have always experienced sunburn.
People wore clothes and used parasols. The fucking EGYPTIANS used rice paste (which actually reflected UV). The Greeks used olive oil (roughly SPF 8). The US army used some shit called red vet pet paste in the 40's, and that eventually evolved into the formula for Coppertone.
Shut up, Donnie. We doing PetroSats now.
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Our media, which, if not completely disengaged from religious opinion, is entreating us every day to believe that religion is outmoded, primitive and disastrous to civilization. Yet at the last hour on the eve of a disastrous war action, they suddenly deem themselves theologically qualified to tell us what a real Christian is supposed to do and say.
This was the Carlos Matos BitConnect moment of the 2021 bull market. Friends and family would be texting you this asking, "This is the kind of shit you think you're retiring on? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you on meth again?"
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I love making 0.043 sats routing your stupid fucking GM zaps. It gives me life. Makes me whole.
Damn I kinda of wish we had gotten the Handmaiden's Tale, like the progressives were warning us, and not a global fucking oil supply crisis thanks to a fucking war with Iran and clearly no exit strategy.
So Amethyst DMs broke for me. 

Proof of work:
#peloton
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