CAPTAIN FUDDBUSTER UPDATE
1: BITCOIN MAGAZINE REPORTED SAYLOR OWES UNREALISED CGT: FAKE NEWS. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS UNREALISED CGT PAYMENTS HAHA
2: SILK ROAD BITCOIN NEVER SOLD AND WONT BE: UNLIKE TIER10 DB NEWS ANNOUNCED
3: ERIC TRUMP TO REMOVES TAXES ON USA CRYPTO: FALSE AS ITS NOT HIS DECISION HAHA
4: WBTC IS BTC: FALSE ITS AN IOU THAT THE COMPANY CLAIMS TO BUY IN PLACE OF ITS ETHER TOKEN…. AUDITED THIS MANY TIMES: ZERO
5: XRP IS A SHIT COIN: TRUE NO ARGUMENTS THERE HAHA
6: COINBASE WONT LIST TRX: TRUE BECAUSE JUSTIN SUN IS A CRIMINAL WHO BRIBES HIS WAY OUT AND INTO EVERYTHING
7: DOGECOIN IS AMERICAN: FALSE! JACKSON PALMER IS AUSTRALIAN AND IT WAS LAUNCHED IN SYDNEY…. WHICH MEANS: NOT 🇺🇸 🤣🤣
8: SAYLOR ABUSES BITCOINERS FOR INTERCHANGING CRYPTO AND BITCOIN: YES HE DID THEN DID IT HIMSELF….
9: BLACKROCK FORKING BITCOIN: FALSE. IT WOULD TAKE AN ENTIRE TAKEOVER OF MINERS, COMMUNITY AND NARRATIVE TO EVEN GET IT ON THE TABLE. NOT TO MENTION BITCOIN FORKS ARE ALL UNSUCCESSFUL
10: FTX HAVE SENT SOME OF THE PAYOUTS: FALSE NO MONEY HAS MOVED FROM FTX VAULTS TO CUSTOMERS….. YET! THE HAVE UNTIL MARCH…. BUT ITLL BE DELAYED TO THE YEAR 2045 HAHA 😞 JOKING! ITS COMING THIS YEAR, SOME OF IT ANYWAY
I HOPE U FOUND THIS HELPFUL
