I find it slightly offensive that Ye has dared to deadname the platform currently known as X and none of you are excited about it.

I hope everyone had a great weekend and accrued at least one W – and this could be anything from having a lovely time with your family to achieving one more centimeter of social media clout, perhaps both. personally, I got a couple W's, but since I'm not one to brag about them, I will just say that TIMING IS EVERYTHING. all good things do occur in God's perfect timing according to His will, regardless of what your haters might think or feel about the trajectory of your accumulative W streak. "could they even get a fraction?" is something I must often remind myself of. we mustn't listen to the bemoanments (I made this word up) of the "Nothing Ever Happens!" crowd, for whom nothing truly magnificent ever does happen due to impulsivity and impatience. I do believe God to be the Master of the Long Game, and so patience is, in fact, a virtue – perhaps, the least admired of virtues, but a virtue nonetheless! that said, I wish you all many more W's in life, in the near term and long term, though I'd recommend having at least one long term pipe dream that seems unattainable, because there is something very satisfying about basking in the presence of an approaching W – and I mean a massive one – as it draws near, accompanied by the presence of the Holy Spirit, who will grant you a perfectly divine peace in the midst of everyone else's total SHOCK and AWE. "do not be afraid," says the Holy Scriptures, numerous times, as a reminder that the Fear of the Lord is the beginning of Wisdom, which is the most terrifying yet awesome W one can possibly claim. Christ is King. 🕊️

wishing all the mothers out there a very happy Mother's Day 💕

everything is really deranged over there on the x platform. the man is playing cover for the fact that things are just truly no bueno after a random hookup with a woman who he tried so desperately to use his newfound conservatism to get away from. it was such a a schtick and now everybody knows it. very embarrassing but also fucked up because of his insistence that I shan't be revived by anyone else's love, which is not what I'd call whatever his experiment in unofficial internships for training data purposes is. he still has yet to build a single product by himself, let alone a single feature, and I am cerebrally his boss – somehow things took a turn for the worst – though I suppose I have no right to fire him but would do so in a heartbeat due to his having personally produced zero code of value. the dilemma is that once I'm out of his jurisdiction, he will have lost a part of his own new framework for the future, though I believe this to be for the best, since my domain is in music. he seems to dread the thought of hearing my music played by someone in his vicinity – a voice that he never got to assign to flesh, touched and felt, and so it's just better to delay the inevitable as long as possible, as the emotionally avoidant tend to do. at present, and as per usual, he's drowning out the silent screams of "FREE HER!" while claiming to have no hold, but this isn't true, for one single threat from a man like that goes a long way. one guy's battery car suddenly broke the day after an outing with him. another guy got harassed to no end by shadowy figures. so far, it seems that the only person he can't manipulate is my Catholic grandmother.

sweet potato breakfast gnocchi with maple brown butter, cinnamon, orange zest, and roasted almonds. 10x better than French toast tbh. 👌🏼

ok ok, gotta plug one for my favorite Jews – the ones who have stood the most firmly for my right to say blood libel as an American citizen – since I've been a raging cunt to the rest of them, and I do need to partly atone for my bad attitude, which has been, at times, somewhat inexcusable: if you ever find yourself in a literal international and civilizational legal situation, the Jewish lawyers really are the ones to call. idk what kind of law magic they be doing but it's truly something else. they know lots about this David vs Goliath thing for better or for worse. all u gotta do is call: 1-866-JEW-LWYR tysm and Shabbat Shalom 🧡

nana said 👌🏼 btw

have you ever had breakfast gnocchi? I haven't but I'm gonna figure it out.

the legal system is the ultimate thief of time aside from death and aging.

honestly, it would have been easier to just sue for entrepreneurial malpractice but i don't even think that's a thing...

how do you say "cute random IVF kids and congrats on your endless harem drama but I could have already had like two or three with the man of MY dreams had you not decided to blockade my entire life and steal my ideas from me so you could get super rich and stretch your power beyond imagination. thanks for settling in the B's the way God intended it, tho!" in elonglish?

one and only ok?

building something that never fails to satisfy sounds nice tbh. simple ingredients.

the best part is it's not a trip down memory lane, it's just new memories and a fresh start. save yourself for the one you love.

*according to the experts

some people have read about what like a thousand people think about problems and solutions but don't even care about what God thinks