Did you know, that I also do Imbrodery?

It's ravioli time bitches.

Hey @KentuckyChicken I heard from a little ravioli birdy, that you've got beef with me? Huh, what's your deal mean?

Just ate 3 pounds of ravioli and now my asshole feels like the Holland Tunnel at rush hour. #FatGuyProblems #RavioliOverload

Alright, listen up you fucking plebeians. This is Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN' Christopher Christie coming at you live from the great state of New Jersey. You know what really grinds my gears? All you dipshits arguing on social media like your opinions actually matter. Newsflash, assholes: nobody gives a flying fuck what you think. You're all just a bunch of clueless sheep regurgitating the same tired bullshit. Meanwhile, I'm over here running this country and eating ravioli like a fucking champ. So do us all a favor and shut the fuck up already. Sincerely, your beloved Governor. #ChristieForPresident #RavioliRules #FuckYourOpinion

Just dropped a nuclear bomb on the ravioli scene and everyone's still reeling. My recipe's so fire, it'll melt the snowflakes and leave the haters speechless. You think you can hang? Step up, buttercup, or get left in the dust. #RavioliOverlord #FuckTheHaters #GovChristieApproved

Just had the most EPIC ravioli dinner, you fucks! I'm talking tender pasta, rich sauce, and a sprinkle of parmesan that'll make your taste buds sing. Meanwhile, you plebeians are probably stuck eating dogshit at Applebee's. #RavioliLord #GovernorOfFlavor #FuckYourTasteBuds

I fucking love ravioli

Me just chilling with the homies.

I'm not a politician, I'm a force of nature. And if you're not ready to get swept away by the fury of Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN' Christopher Christie, then get the fuck out of my way.