Confession: One year ago, I still owned some Shiba Inu. 🙀

Step 1: Good Morning! Step 2: Pura Vida! Step 3: Are there zaps?

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Just noticed that Find My's "Play Sound" feature now sounds a lot like an uptempo Depeche Mode intro. Great. I can see me "losing" my iPhone intentionally now, just to get a good beat going.

GM! Fun fact. You can rearrange the letters in “Women asleep in La Paz” to spell “Please zap me now” with only 4 unused letters left over. Zap me now in L.A., please.

Fennelly enough, this is my favorite so far.

$550 B from smaller banks to bigger banks. The smaller banks are getting zapped! (In a different way.) https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/03/24/bank-deposits-withdrawals-money-markets/

GM. 🎵 I got something to say: It’s better to burn out, than fade away. 🎵 🕯️ > 🫥

Happy first day of spring! Raining here in L.A. What you got? ☔

What’s an advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Look at #BTC this weekend. Hello, 28000. 👀 Alas, I wish I'd had more ability last year to DCA in the teens.

I'm quite happy to pay for a nostr relay. Except which one? It seems impossible to choose. So I haven't paid.

I don't want 100,000,00 sats. I want 100,000,000 zaps. Ztack ⚡️s and ztay humble.

For the role of Official Musician of Nostr, I nominate Frank Zappa. Or, as he is known in these parts, Frank ⚡pa —

Happy St Patrick's Eve to those who celebrate it. 🇮🇪 But to the rest of you crazy kids, Happy Zapathon Day! ⚡️

Happy Ides of March. I'm busy today with work, my buddy Julius is looking forward to his Senate hearings later today, and I hope it's a good one for you, too!

Happy pi day! A little known fact is that here on nostr today, and today only, pi stands for "pura ida" and pv stands for "pura vuelta." Normally, we honor pura vida, but today we honor all our comings and goings, and our annual round trip around el sol.

Bought a few shares of a battered bank stock early today, sold it at a gain before market closed. Now, I don't day trade. This buy was very small. But I did make a few bucks, a little short-term gain. Long-term? Better to go for the bee tee cee, babeeeee.

Is it possible to have 1-sat zaps?

Do you want a Sure-Fire Way not to lose a boatload of money these days? Of course you do. You need an SFW! For only one zap, I will share with you my SFW: Avoid 3-letter acronyms that start with S and have a B in them. SBF SVB Oh the gajillions that could have been saved! What people needed was an SFW to avoid them. You are welcome. Zap away. (Note that SFW starts with an S but does not have a B. Which is proof. Obvs.)