Nvm I cooked but I ain’t eating yet

I’m so cooked 💀I’m never getting a job goddamn it

I just been collecting material for the bars They told me I wasn’t going to get far No shit I done broke the car But anyways I don’t know how to larp fuck I know what is my part? Yeah I’m retarded not very smart Bro I learned bitcoin working at the mart watching videos while I fart Talking and posting shit I felt the spark Now I’m using AI feeling like Tony stark Swimming in the ocean, hoping to not get eaten by a shark

Here’s a song for the gheys I woke up and felt being watched by the spooks I just know working with the US Gov ain’t a good look Most of the ones in the space are ghey in my book In the mirror please take a good look You just another fruit loop I don’t repeat, I broke the loop It’s okay if you like the banana Fancy ghey with your aqua panna There will be signs they say I know the signs say, you’re ghey For male companions you pay On the internet with them you play Oh it was shiet and not clay It’s in order they say Just because it’s lined on the tray Flaky ass chip potatoes lay I really don’t care wat you have to say

waking up and realized there’s class today 😅 no time for memeing 🥹🥲

Ahora si a mimir

I had sent a message to the universe and then the mailman crashed cus GPS sent it to the wrong place smh

Thank you lord for another day and may you forgive me for all the inappropriate shitposting I be doing and will continue to do🙏🏼 amen

Just had a meeting with all personalities, we running it back again later 🤣

I be having too much fun 💀🤣

She told me she wanted to get smoked with an OG. I put out some fire ass memes while I gave her some orange juice. Now that I think about it maybe that’s not what she meant

First of all MARA is evil because they share their name with the gang from El Salvador that alone is already time in CECOT bro, then they gonna write their encrypted gang tattoos on the Bitcoin chain? Nah come on now. Send them to CECOT.

I’m not invited to conferences anymore because all this suits be doing their homework learning every single “celebrity” in the space and they be giving them free sloppies in the back and then here I come looking like a hobo asking everyone sooo “how you got into bitcoin? How far did you have to travel to come here?” 🤣not having a single clue who they are or what they do and I know their ego gets hurt because they be looking like “really you don’t know who I am?” Or I walk past them and I don’t ask for an autograph and they be like “really you not going to talk to me?” 💀

Oh noo the price is so high im too late… shut everything down yall, only the ogs can buy now 😭😭

it’s dust but you don’t have to snort it or blow it to go away 💀

Remember when wizards used to take rabbits out of the hat? Now they take monkeys out their hat holding them by their banana 🍌 ghey