GM losers If you're already #allin like me, you may be wishing you had capital to deploy in this #bitcoin dip. Sucks to suck I do have a tip, though: Schedule your bills to be withdrawn from @strike on the same day as your paycheck, and this helps nearly eliminate the spread between sats you accrue and sats you spend.

If you use promo code "bongino" at sentencing you'll get 10% off your punishment

GM losers Stop raising beta, docile boys Start raising men Tired from work? Get over it Your kids need a dad, not a funding source

Hey Boomers, Everything around you that you complain about is because of you and your parents. Don't worry about the mess, though. We'll clean it up for you.

"Thank me later" #iykyk

GM losers You're not "lucky" for having laying hens You're not "lucky" for having backup power You're not "lucky" for having backup food You're not "lucky" for having resources You're not "lucky" for having savings You won't be "lucky" for having #bitcoin Make sacrifices today that future you will thank you for.

Yo @Fountain, fix your app. I exclusively download podcasts on WiFi, yet your app has somehow syphoned off over 6GB of data in less than a month simply playing those pods in the background.

If Trump can abolish income tax and shut down the IRS, he will go down as the greatest President in history.

When discussing a medium-sized purchase with the wife, she says, "but if we buy it now, that's a lot more sats vs waiting and buying it in a few months..." Okay, go off, Queen. #bitcoin #orangepill

@olas managed to combine the best aspects of nostr with the worst parts of legacy social media... I opened the app to a default "For You" tab promoting all manner of degeneracy. Glad I kicked the tires before attempting to onboard friends and family. Does anyone know of a client that automatically generates a wallet like Olas does (for the plebs in my life) but lacks Olas' degenerate algorithm, like #Amethyst or #Primal? #asknostr

GM losers PIN, not PIN number ATM, not ATM machine VIN, not VIN number Etc

GM losers Cold weather sucks It makes sense why there's a tendency for colder countries to be more collectivist: nobody wants to be out in this crap.