GM 😎 I don’t identify as Republican or Democrat. I identify as: A MENACE. 😈
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So after RFK endorsed Trump and told his supporters to vote for Trump, I laughed and jested: “What are they gonna do now if they want to fix the game, say that Stein pulled votes from Trump?” 🤣🤣🤣 omg sometimes it’s a curse to be this aware of macro-patterns 💀


Anybody else have an uncle who would describe dimensions in cubits just to mess with us? Just me? 😅
Big stargazer over here and tonight I noticed the comet ☄️ shown in my “Night Sky” app and through my husband’s 100x zoom 😮


Yall. The folks beside me at the bar are discussing Jimmy Hoffa, and it is taking ALL OF MY WILLPOWER not to join their conversation unsolicited. 🤣🤣
Feeling like spooky season up in here 👻🦇🎃 

GM ☀️ be unserious. Life is way too short to be serious every day.
I met Michael Shellenberger once upon a Twitter in 2016 when he posted this TED talk, and I replied something to the effect of “Good on you for repping Harambe”, and he got such a kick out of it we ended up in a whole conversation about energy politics. 🤣 #goodtimes 

You know who the “greens” love to hate? Michael Shellenberger.
You know who I just saw on News Nation talking about UFO disclosure? Michael Shellenberger.
Hold up, I need my popcorn. 🍿
😈 I’m simultaneously a fucking menace and an absolute delight. You’ve been warned.
GM ☀️ Anyone know why Pinterest’s UI is so messed up for any screen larger than a phone? 😅 I see so many Reddit posts but can’t find an answer or a way to report the bug (bug: tiling of pins is weird, way too much empty space randomly…) Here is an example. #pinterest 

Um. GFM 😎 I’m just going to put this screen recording I took this morning here, and yall tell me if it has you feeling a certain type of way or nah… #viral #tiktok
Thanks to everyone sharing the word about #hurricanehelene rescue and relief. People have asked what is the best way to support the region right now, and the answer is unequivocally donate to the helicopter volunteer rescue groups in the area:
-Aerial Recovery, a veterans led group out of north FL who have stationed in Asheville
-Total Flight Solutions, a volunteer pilot group out of Durham NC
-Happy Helicopters, tour group turned aid droppers out of Greenville SC
Our communities on the ground are gathering supplies, but these pilots need money for fuel to keep making trips in and out of remote areas and rescuing folks. They are the real MVPs. 👏 I’ll link their websites below.
Just showing yall - I have an audience of 38k and not a single one of my last 3 posts about Helene relief got more than 1k views. If that’s not evidence of censorship, I’m not sure what is. Please share Appalachian voices! 

I have the feeling this video will be taken down swiftly for mentioning the d-word (💀) so I’m putting it here for posterity and so that folks know what’s actually happening in East TN / West NC…