Friday night entertainment 🛸👽

So is it just me or does this sound like a challenge? 🤔🤠🤣

🤣🤣🤣 we all have our hyperfixations here. View quoted note →

Theo Von for press secretary! Pass it on! 🤣

GM 🇺🇸🤠 seeing a few meltdowns this morning wondering how a “convicted felon” could become President. I find it interesting that those same people don’t mention that his 34 felony counts for “falsifying business documents” are in appeal and set to be overturned already, with the closing arguments from the prosecution being along the lines of: please don’t sanction us for election interference. Weird. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Keep ya head on a swivel.

Happy Election Day, America! 🇺🇸 Election season is almost officially over! Finally! 😂 I’m so sick of hearing about it! 🤣

I love the internet.

😆 This election is way too dramatic. I just saw a big Dem guy say: “tomorrow set your clock back an hour, and Tuesday get ready to set it back 100 years.” Bro a hundred years ago we had a functioning transatlantic rail system. Don’t threaten me with a good time. 🤣

Happy Halloween 🎃 Stay safe out there and remember: “Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." -Dwight Schrute

I’m really good at not taking things personally until no one laughs at my joke in the group chat… 😐🫥

Without hashtags how would I even realize that “I voted early” and “I vote dearly” are the same letters with different spacing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

GM 😎 Friday meme

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This is Halloween adjacent, right? 👻💀 View quoted note →

My social avatar is this orange-glasses selfie on every platform except LinkedIn… because we all know they nosy over there 🤣

GM 😎 I don’t identify as Republican or Democrat. I identify as: A MENACE. 😈