GM 😈 how do I set an alert for when the newly declassified docs drop?? Heh heh heh #menacemode

I tell you what… it takes a special kind of personality to wait on hold for 2 hours to speak on the air on C-SPAN for 60 seconds. 😆

I’ve never been a Trumper - but I’ve always been a menace, so this… this is my personal silver lining for Inauguration Day right here. 😈 we can handle the truth.

Things I learned about China from 72 hours on Xiaohongshu: -They do not pay property tax (and yes they do own their own homes - not state owned) which is partly why they have so few homeless people. -They pay way less for groceries. -They have beautiful Christmas markets. -They enjoy freedom of religion but are not allowed to evangelize or go door to door preaching. -They are appalled that we have to pay for ambulances here. -They have their own cowboys and rancher subculture. -Mandarin sentence structure is almost just like English (subject, verb, object). -My name is 杰西卡 🙂

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And if you’re wondering if I’m redownloading Instagram now that TikTok is back: fuck no. I’ve had a lovely day without them.

Well, folks, TikTok is back already and here was the notification 😆

Hahaha. Well, we still have the desktop version of #TikTok yall. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now I’m curious if non-Americans can still see or engage with American content on #Tiktok… anyone know? Like can you still see me @ garden_variety_jess ?

Damn it feels so good to delete instafuckingram.

Well, it’s done… there’s a blackout on TikTok AND Lemon8… Yall better let me know if you see the aliens arrive.