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We listened to your feedback:
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"Punching the seed is still too loud" ~ Jan WΓΌstenfeld
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The Gov: 'We prefer Keynesians who tell us that deficit spending is rational management of the economy.'


π¦πΉ Austrian economists: the perfect woman does not exis-...


"Bitcoin is surreal" ~ RenΓ© Magritte


Klippy wants you to save in Bitcoin!


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Available now, until sold out. Hurry up!
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They call it virtual currency which is ironic because you can virtually create trillions of fiat by pushing a button, yet you have to spend millions of real world resources to issue 6,25 $BTC π€
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Are you ready for the worst pun you'll read today?
What's the French word for a small man who still prefers gold to bitcoin?
le pre coin
π Happy St. Patrick's Dayπ


Fear not! The FDIC has it all under control!


The audacity...


What's the current US Dollar supply in the world?
How many ounces of Gold have been mined?
Because we ran the numbers and as of Block 781046 there's at most 19318824.74224721 $BTC and not one satoshi more.
BITCOINβ―IS BETTER
Don't trust verify for yourself and run your own node.
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