Neighbor: I knew someone who got killed with a gun and that’s why I hate guns. Me: weird because I knew someone who got killed with a gun and that’s why I love guns.

This is a real picture lol

“Cringe is anything that lets other people see you better than you see yourself.”

I’ve been laughing at this for 10 mins 😂

I think about this a lot

It’s pretty pathetic to be scared of ai. Imagine being scared of computers. I kick my robot vacuum everyday. Just to let it know what the fuck is up.

Gonna try some of this ai fear marketing for bitcoin. Holy shit dude bitcoin is so fucking scary. It went from $0 to $126,000 in only a decade and a half and it shows no signs of stopping down. If we don’t do something it’s going to be worth millions of dollars per coin soon. The trump administration should definitely buy some and pump all our bags. If we don’t put a pause on this or a slowdown of some type this thing is going to become the global reserve currency and go to literal trillions per coin soon.

A buddy and I got carded for beers recently and I said to the waiter “Really bro? Our birth year starts with a one. We’re from an entirely different millennium. We are literally people from the 1900’s” lol 😂

Highly recommend getting a guitar for your midlife crisis lol 😂 it’s much cheaper than a Porsche