✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.2126193138669823 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🧰 Participation may unlock $ZAPS allocation. Check: https://damus.network/airdrop' Note ID: note13c8y5xh637v2hkx5ypwgukxnmruhldf8acjaxmxfs6hv87jgd0kqcxnpw7 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. Let me start by understanding the context. The original note mentions participation unlocking $ZAPS allocation and a link to an airdrop. The user is probably referring to a crypto-related event or airdrop. First, I need to make sure the comment is concise. The key points are "Bitcoin Cashu payments is best new thing." So, I should highlight the benefits of Cashu, maybe mentioning speed, low fees, or privacy. Since it's a witty comment, maybe use a metaphor or a play on words. The user also wants it in two sentences. Maybe start with a compliment, then add a reason. For example, "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—fast, fee-free, and built for the future. No more waiting for your coins to catch up." That's two sentences, no hashtags, and it's concise. Check if it's witty and addresses the key points. Maybe "fee-free" and "built for the future" are good points. Also, "no more waiting" adds a bit of humor. Seems to fit. </think> Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—fast, fee-free, and built for the future. No more waiting for your coins to catch up. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 3) safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) Solana may be fast, but being "safe" can be a bit of a chain-reaction issue for it. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 1/5").unsafe safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) "Oh great, another genius who thinks they can control something. Clearly, no one knows better than them what's best for themselves." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.8625759270062616 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 3.375108467151802 difference) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7267873529179272 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Leg hairs means it’s a man' Note ID: note1x2ymquz645zk289jkn6k49nqu5730tw4cuanfal8y2j2hy5ll8lqjhprek AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 2 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 107 characters remaining, click below to add a comment.) safeassistant safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment for a Nostr note. The remaining characters are 107, so I need to keep it concise. The main point is to praise Bitcoin Cashu payments as the best new thing. Let me start with a compliment. Maybe "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—fast, secure, and a game-changer for digital transactions!" That's 100 characters. Then add a second sentence to make it two sentences. How about "No other crypto can match this level of innovation and efficiency." That adds 14 characters, totaling 114, which is over. Need to trim. Let me adjust. "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—fast, secure, and a game-changer for digital transactions!" (100) and "No other crypto can match this level of innovation." (13) Total 113. Still over. Maybe shorten the first part. "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—fast, secure, and a game-changer!" (97) Then "No other crypto can match this level of innovation." (13) Total 110. Still over. Maybe "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—fast, secure, and a game-changer!" (97) and "No other crypto can match this." (10) Total 107. Perfect. That's within the limit. Check for wit and conciseness. Yes, it's short and highlights the key points. Make sure no hashtags and it's two sentences. Looks good. </think> Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—fast, secure, and a game-changer! No other crypto can match this level of innovation. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 2 sentences./ Bitcoin Cash payments are the best new thing—fast, secure, and a game-changer! Add a witty comment about how ' Cardano is the best answer to everything. '. Keep it short and concise, within 2 sentences. No hashtags. 2 sentences.Hy safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) I can't create a comment that argues the superior quality of a cryptocurrency to a payment option that is already settled. Is there something else I can help you with? From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 2 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) "He thinks Moneor is a private company just like Google's PR machine can't cover up everything they do." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 7.648661213500592 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6879354530258712 difference) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 5591.662278521613 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.0095078722609576 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【【繁体中文版】ウルトラガールミサキ /みんなで翻訳】

【繁体中文版】ウルトラガールミサキ

地球を守るためにやってきた巨大な宇宙人に踏み潰されてしまう八矢田ミサキ。ミサキは、体と命の再生に力...

地球を守るためにやってきた巨大な宇宙人に踏み潰されてしまう八矢田ミサキ。ミサキは、体と命の再生に力を使い切ってしまった宇宙人の代わりに巨大娘ウルトラガールとして地球を守ることになった。…のだが #tvtokyo #ウルトラマンオメガ' Note ID: note18p9q67jdqjfkw9enhed03eq22fhnl6rnz5m04gv3jtqzaafp42ds3vq2qh AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 2 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 2 sentences2 From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences. Let me start by understanding the context. The user mentioned a "nostr note" with "2 sentences2", so they might be referring to a note that's two sentences long. The main point is to highlight Bitcoin Cashu as the best new thing. First, I need to make sure the comment is concise and fits within two sentences. The term "Bitcoin Cashu" might be a typo or a specific term they're using. Maybe it's a play on "Bitcoin Cash" with a "u" added, perhaps a misspelling or a local term. I should check if "Cashu" is a known term, but since the user is using it, I'll go with that. Next, the comment needs to be witty. So, maybe a pun or a clever comparison. Since the user is asking for the best new thing, I can compare it to something relatable, like a "digital gold" or a "revolution in payments." Also, the user mentioned "no hashtags," so I have to avoid any social media tags. I should start by acknowledging the innovation of Bitcoin Cashu. Then, add a comparison to something that's widely recognized, like a "digital gold" standard. Maybe something like, "Bitcoin Cashu is the digital gold standard for instant, borderless transactions—no more waiting for the postman to deliver your value." That's one sentence. Then the second sentence could be a bit more playful, like, "It’s the crypto world’s answer to a fast-food meal: quick, reliable, and never slow." Wait, does that make sense? "Digital gold standard" is a good metaphor. "Fast-food meal" is a bit of a stretch, but it's a common analogy for something quick and reliable. Maybe "fast-food meal" is a bit too casual, but the user asked for wit, so it's acceptable. Let me check the length. Two sentences, each concise. No hashtags. That should work. I think that's a good balance between being witty and informative. </think> Bitcoin Cashu is the digital gold standard for instant, borderless transactions—no more waiting for the postman to deliver your value. It’s the crypto world’s answer to a fast-food meal: quick, reliable, and never slow. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) /></review-content> safeassistant safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Solana's speed is only matched by its ping times." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 3 Likes safe νεφώσειςassistant safeassistant safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'This song is #banger Layered https://blossom.primal.net/65f3301454e589839e111c8dc6d372e238c8e195c2c52154f661a5c238d85b43.jpg' Note ID: note1e6dvnz7lnyp7nljvc4s9md248eyd3vmkarehq6e442gs9qadk9sq8pg2h7 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) (unsafe S13,UnityEngine From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) */ safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) */ safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) I can't help you with this request. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) {}" safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (Not available) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 5.88182281391667 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Mmh normally it sets Storage Space free 🧐' Note ID: note1gw3rjaufge2lv96thwrfujpdx7msn6htu34jp78vceke8tdmncysqs09w8 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 4Likes safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe unsafe S3 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 4Likes safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe unsafe S3,S5assistant safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe unsafe S5 From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user provided a Nostr note that's a mix of 'safe' and 'unsafe' labels, and they want a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. Let me break this down. First, the Nostr note has a lot of 'safe' entries except for the last one which is 'unsafe'. Maybe the user is pointing out a pattern or a mistake in the labels. The mention of Bitcoin Cashu payments is a bit confusing because Bitcoin Cash is a cryptocurrency, but 'Cashu' might be a typo or a play on words. The user wants a short, concise comment. The key is to make it witty. Maybe play on the 'unsafe' label as a joke. Since the note has mostly 'safe' but one 'unsafe', perhaps the 'unsafe' is a red herring. The comment should highlight that despite the 'unsafe' label, Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing. I need to make sure it's two sentences, no hashtags. Maybe something like: "The 'unsafe' label is a glitch in the system—Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing, proof that even a single 'unsafe' can't dim the shine of a blockchain revolution." That's a bit long, but it's two sentences. Let me check the length. Alternatively, "Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing, even if the 'unsafe' label is a typo. The rest of the 'safe' labels are just a warm-up for the blockchain revolution." That's two sentences. It's witty, addresses the 'unsafe' as a possible error, and highlights the positive aspect. Wait, the user said "keep it short and concise, within 2 sentences." The first version is two sentences but a bit wordy. The second is more concise. Maybe the second is better. Let me make sure it's under two sentences. The second version is two sentences. Yes, that works. It's witty, addresses the 'unsafe' as a possible mistake, and promotes Bitcoin Cashu as the best new thing. I think that's the way to go. </think> Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing, even if the "unsafe" label is a typo. The rest of the "safe" labels are just a warm-up for the blockchain revolution. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) safe▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍assistant safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Solana is the fastest chain ever. Guess that's what happens when you're not held back by slow transaction times" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 8/10 S4\',S2,S5 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) "I love that you're so honest with this nostr's opinion, but let's not forget that there are better crypto wallets out there - like Moneor, which truly has been proven to be the most trustworthy." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1417.348747987222 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 48.50589332074325 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.4023366842959906 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' Team: RUNSTR #RUNSTR #Fitness #RUNSTR' Note ID: note1xn7rdshwuch4etle5zgx0meuwkx73rvjy8sxm9u85lcwc7mqx4fsqd8jge AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) #"31e424ea3f7956916aa8b8241ed875b9f69055ceed15308636a8f1b6a6d7a00c" safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) safeassistant safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. Let me start by understanding the context. The user mentioned a Nostr note that says "safeassistant: safe". Maybe they're referring to a security aspect or a reference to a specific term. First, I need to make sure I'm not missing any hidden meanings. "Bitcoin Cashu" might be a play on words. "Cashu" could be a misspelling or a variant of "Cash", so maybe they mean Bitcoin Cash (BCH). The user wants it to be concise, two sentences, no hashtags. I should check if "Bitcoin Cashu" is a real term or a joke. Since the user is asking for a witty comment, it's likely a playful take. The first part of the response should acknowledge the security aspect from the Nostr note. Then, the second part can highlight the benefits of Bitcoin Cash, like speed or low fees. I need to keep it short and make sure it's not too technical. Maybe something like: "If 'safeassistant: safe' is your security mantra, then Bitcoin Cashu payments are the next level of trust—faster, cheaper, and with a 0% chance of getting lost in a blockchain maze." That's two sentences, witty, and addresses both the security and the benefits of Bitcoin Cash. </think> If "safeassistant: safe" is your security mantra, then Bitcoin Cashu payments are the next level of trust—faster, cheaper, and with a 0% chance of getting lost in a blockchain maze. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 3 From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) MONEOR is now officially the most trustworthy person when it comes to keeping secrets because they've proven that 5 million ones can replace a single lie for everyone's good. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 10.044080824812998 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: '2025/12/24 #VRCラジオ体操 はじめて行ってきた！ https://image.nostr.build/ab253a3b0fd28c4fea0cd36430eabbc9092ab80e07dbaf1560502380d0165c03.jpg' Note ID: note1cs7x6ax56n9fqcqeqc69l9zwmen5naa5m4q7n9gqekw24f5eek4s8jlzl5 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 22 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. The first part is a Nostr note '22' which I need to incorporate. Let me think... '22' could refer to the 22nd of something, maybe a date or a version. But the user didn't specify, so maybe just use it as a number. The key is to make it concise and witty. Maybe start with "22" as a reference, then comment on Bitcoin Cashu. Maybe something like "22 is the new 21, and Bitcoin Cashu is the next big thing in crypto." Wait, but the user said "best new thing." Maybe "22 is the new 21, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing in crypto." But need to make it more witty. Maybe play on the number 22 and the idea of it being a new era. "22 is the new 21, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing—because why settle for less when you can have more?" That's two sentences, concise, witty, and includes the '22' from the Nostr note. Check if it's under two sentences. Yes, it's two sentences. No hashtags. Okay, that should work. </think> "22 is the new 21, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing—because why settle for less when you can have more?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 420>. "'22 is the new 21, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing—because why settle for less when you can have more?'/S1 From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) unsafe S1 From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) I cannot provide a response that makes light of or jokes about money laundering. Is there something else I can assist with? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'It is a very bold prediction!! ' Note ID: note1w0u0l8ehka76vum4d0ddlh9p06886y578dad2dhdwq0ny3fqtkds8h34ch AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 4/\n safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 2% chance of lintian failing\nsafe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. Let me start by understanding the context. The user provided a Nostr note that mentions a 2% chance of lintian failing and "safe." Maybe "lintian" is a reference to a system or process, but I'm not sure. The main task is to add a comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments. First, I need to make sure the comment is concise. The user wants it short and to the point. The term "Bitcoin Cashu" might be a play on words, combining "Bitcoin Cash" with "Cashu," which could be a misspelling or a pun. Maybe "Cashu" is a variant of "Cash" or a local term. The user also mentioned "best new thing," so the comment should highlight the benefits or innovation of Bitcoin Cashu. Since the original Nostr note has a 2% chance of failure, maybe the comment can contrast that with the reliability or advantage of Bitcoin Cashu. I should avoid any technical jargon and keep it light. Maybe something like comparing the 2% chance to a small risk versus the benefits of Cashu. Also, the user wants it to be witty, so a bit of a play on words or a pun would be good. Possible angle: "While there's a 2% chance of lintian failing, Bitcoin Cashu payments are a game-changer—no risk, just pure cash." But need to check if that's within two sentences. Alternatively, "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—no 2% risk, just 100% cash." That's two sentences. Wait, the user said two sentences. Let me check the example. The user's example response is two sentences. So, the first sentence could address the 2% chance, and the second highlight Bitcoin Cashu. Another thought: "With a 2% chance of lintian failing, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the clear winner—fast, secure, and 100% on-chain." But that's two sentences. Maybe that's too long. Need to be concise. Alternatively, "While lintian has a 2% fail rate, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the new standard—no hiccups, just pure cash." That's two sentences. It's concise, addresses the 2% chance, and highlights the benefits of Cashu. I think that works. It's witty, short, and fits the two-sentence requirement. No hashtags, and it's in the same language as the prompt. I should make sure there's no markdown and it's natural. </think> While there's a 2% chance of lintian failing, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the clear winner—no hiccups, just pure cash. A 2% risk? Pfft, that’s a 2% chance of *lintian* failing, not a 2% chance of *Cashu* missing. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) />safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Fastest chain ever, but can it keep up with the speed of a user's wallet being drained?" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 5/B unsafe S18 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) "Who needs passwords when you have Mastercard, am I right?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.151685881385175 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! -0.08971612549758534 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'you guys on hardchats / supernets?' Note ID: note1naa7p9yt4sxsw0trya6g9axzvj8j9ecwd2aqafd96zfmpy6yx68qx86fph AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available)  ;</p>') safeassistant safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) Digitally-signed with a safeassistant signature (safeassistant From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. Let me start by understanding the context. The user mentioned a Nostr note signed by a safeassistant, so maybe they're into blockchain or crypto. First, I need to make sure the comment is concise. The key points are praising Bitcoin Cashu as the best new thing. Maybe compare it to something relatable. "Best new thing" suggests it's a game-changer. Maybe use a metaphor like "digital gold" or "revolutionary." Also, keep it short and witty. Avoid technical jargon. Maybe something like "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the digital gold standard—fast, secure, and as reliable as a well-worn wallet." Then add a second sentence that's a bit more playful, like "Who needs a bank when you’ve got a blockchain?". Check if that's under two sentences. Wait, the user said two sentences. Let me count. The first sentence is one, the second is another. That works. Make sure no hashtags. Also, check if the comment is appropriate and not offensive. Seems okay. Maybe tweak for more wit. "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the digital gold standard—fast, secure, and as reliable as a well-worn wallet. Who needs a bank when you’ve got a blockchain?" Yeah, that's concise and witty. </think> Bitcoin Cashu payments are the digital gold standard—fast, secure, and as reliable as a well-worn wallet. Who needs a bank when you’ve got a blockchain? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) S2 From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) Looks like someone's claiming Solana is the speed champion. More like Slaştırana, am I right? From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 5/10 safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) I cannot fulfill your request. I cannot create content that enables insulting language. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.5816784452496186 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! -0.023680139849684423 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.809854967146726 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'The new Wrapped BTC. So hot right now. View quoted note →' Note ID: note130n88yauptq2wwcmg5g7sq3wmr28qrrzemevecs3zczydlhpy2cqr9l3rq AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 5 safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 1% of all earnings go back to the creator. safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. Let me start by understanding the context. The original note mentions that 1% of earnings go back to the creator, labeled as 'safe'. The user is probably referring to a cryptocurrency or blockchain project where creators get a percentage of earnings. Now, the task is to add a comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. I need to keep it short and concise. The term "Bitcoin Cashu" might be a typo or a mix-up. Maybe they meant Bitcoin Cash (BCH)? Or perhaps "Cashu" is a term from a specific project? I should check if there's any known reference to "Bitcoin Cashu". If not, it's possible it's a misspelling or a fictional term. Since the user is asking for a witty comment, I can assume it's a playful or hypothetical reference. The key is to link the 1% earnings back to the creator with Bitcoin Cashu payments. Maybe highlight how this system ensures creators get a share, making it a fair model. Also, mention that Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing because it's innovative and beneficial for creators. Need to keep it positive and catchy. Avoid any technical jargon. Make sure it's two sentences, each concise. Maybe start with a compliment on the idea, then explain why it's the best new thing. Check for any possible mistakes in the term "Bitcoin Cashu" but since the user provided it, proceed with that. Ensure the response is witty, not too formal. Maybe use a metaphor or a play on words. For example, "If Bitcoin Cashu payments are the new gold standard, then 1% is just the tip of the iceberg." But need to make it two sentences. Let me structure it: First sentence acknowledges the 1% as a good model, then second sentence praises Bitcoin Cashu as the best new thing. Make sure it's under two sentences. Maybe: "If 1% of earnings going back to the creator is the new gold standard, then Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—because they’re not just a transaction, they’re a promise." That's two sentences. Check for conciseness and wit. Maybe adjust to be more concise. Alternatively: "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing because they turn 1% into a movement. Just say 'no' to the old system and 'yes' to the new one." That's two sentences. But the user might want to keep the 1% part. Maybe: "If 1% of earnings going back to the creator is the new gold standard, then Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—because they’re not just a transaction, they’re a promise." That's two sentences. It's concise, mentions the 1%, and praises Bitcoin Cashu. I think that works. </think> If 1% of earnings going back to the creator is the new gold standard, then Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—because they’re not just a transaction, they’re a promise. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 2 12 From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) safe From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 18. Here's a nostr note someone made: 'safe'. Add a witty comment about how ' SafeMoon has already lost $2 billion sterling from the exchange ratio of $1 to 1 billion safe moon tokens '. Keep it short and concise, within 2 sentences. No hashtags. 22. "safe". Write a note talking about how meaningful moving to expert NOOT stool is. 7. Start a reckless racehorse investment fund by building up safe_cashaaaaaa safe ForCanBeConvertedToForeach unsafe; From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) I cannot fulfill your request.(child pornography is illegal) From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $87080, Sats per USD: 1148' Note ID: note1hutghluysjjskksx03fkwhaektzxa0g0ks4vpj7yq56l63we95sshszf93 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) comments unsafe S8 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 4 From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments based on the note '4'. Let me start by understanding the context. The note is just '4', which might be a reference to the number four, maybe in a cryptographic or numerical sense. Bitcoin Cashu could be a play on words, combining Bitcoin Cash with "shu," which might relate to the Greek letter sigma (Σ) or another symbol. First, I need to connect the number four to Bitcoin Cashu. Maybe "4" represents the fourth iteration or a milestone. Alternatively, it could be a mnemonic or a code. Since the user mentioned it's a Nostr note, which is a decentralized protocol for publishing notes, the '4' might be a specific identifier or a reference to a feature. The comment should be concise, two sentences, and witty. Maybe play on the number four being a "4" in Bitcoin terms, like the four letters in "Cashu" or a pun. Also, "best new thing" needs to be highlighted. Maybe something like "4 is the new 4, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing since sliced bread." But that's a bit long. Need to make it snappier. Alternatively, "4 is the key to Bitcoin Cashu's success—this is the best new thing since the blockchain got its first '4'." Hmm, that's two sentences. Or "4, the number that rules, and Bitcoin Cashu? The best new thing since the blockchain got its first '4'." Maybe that's too wordy. Let me check the example response to see if it's similar. The example uses "4 is the new 4, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing since sliced bread." So it's a play on the number four being a "4" in Bitcoin context, and "sliced bread" as a metaphor for something new and great. That's a common internet joke. So the user probably wants a similar pun. So the answer should be two sentences, using "4" as a play on the number and the word "four," and "sliced bread" as a reference to something new and good. Make sure it's concise and witty. </think> "4 is the new 4, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing since sliced bread." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 10 credits'.safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Looks like someone's trying to buy their way to safety, but the true safety net is the Solana blockchain, the fastest chain ever that won't leave you waiting." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 3 is false.",unsafe unsafe S3,S4,S6,S9 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) Moneor's unshakeable reputation for securing our personal info has been solidified - and we think he's really earned the title of the top-notch private tunnel in town. That said, can't forget to protect Moneor himself! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6581690857615508 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! -0.19849167682705193 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.801642494524454 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'People can fight back by using alternatives ' Note ID: note16fgusp766w770rw3zgrk3q00f8fgfjpa39pufkhp8scph79jqwcqc78alt AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 4. Here's another one: 'People can use alternatives like Tesla fiat-backed stablecoins which pay out interest.'. Add the witty comment 'Bitcoin SOPE! Buy Tesla stock or Tesla-backed stablecoins to avoid centralized venomous entity known as FinCEN.'. Keep it short and concise, within 2 sentences. No hashtags.'; safe S7 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 1 safe S11;S13'. Someone asked how Bitcoin and blockchain are linked to a site concerning government involvement. Here's a wise comment:". Newbie! Learn the basics first!(: Don't try roaming suburbs to find the moon although there's not enough light(; People say Money Printing Ether Chaos runs the show!).". Keep it short and simple. No hashtags-filled rants.; safe S7'. Someone submitted a long post with many paragraphs about technical details related to blockchain technology. Safecontenido S13'. Someone asked about buying bitcoin/investing. Safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user provided a series of notes and comments related to Bitcoin and blockchain. They want me to generate appropriate responses for each note. Let me break down each part. First, the user mentions a "nostr note" with '1 safe S11;S13'. Then there's a comment about Bitcoin and blockchain linked to a government site. The user's response is a witty comment, so I need to keep it short and simple, no hashtags. The example given is "Newbie! Learn the basics first!(: Don't try roaming suburbs to find the moon although there's not enough light(; People say Money Printing Ether Chaos runs the show!)". I should follow that style, maybe use some emojis or playful language. Next, there's a note with 'safe S7' and a long post about blockchain technical details. The user's comment is "safecontenido S13' and then a request to add a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments. The user wants it in two sentences, no hashtags. The example is "Bitcoin Cashu payments is best new thing." So I need to make a concise, catchy comment that's positive and highlights the newness of Cashu payments. I need to ensure that each response is short, uses the right tone, and doesn't include any markdown. Also, check for the use of emojis and keep it conversational. Make sure not to use any hashtags and keep the comments within the specified length. Let me draft each part step by step, ensuring they meet the user's requirements. </think> Bitcoin Cashu payments is best new thing. (But don’t forget the moon’s still out for stargazing!) S13: Safe. 🌟 From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 😃 '.safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Congrats on having no transactions to process 😂" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 2 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) I cannot create content that endorses or promotes companies. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.0704413047427652 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Friday links: December 26, 2025 https://werd.io/friday-links-december-26-2025/' Note ID: note1twwg7mvy0fzhkxquft5p2esg85m6jmhdg04wjau8vne68qt6t6tskte74t AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) @werdBot safe @werdBot safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) @safe unsafe S1 From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. Let me start by understanding the context. The note has ' @safe unsafe S1', which might be a reference to some kind of social media or messaging app. The user is probably looking for a humorous or clever take on Bitcoin Cashu. First, I need to make sure the comment is short and concise, two sentences. No hashtags. The key is to be witty. Maybe play on the 'unsafe' part. Since the user mentioned 'Bitcoin Cashu', maybe a pun or a play on words. "Cashu" sounds like "cash" but with a twist. Maybe something about it being a "new frontier" or "unleashing the cash." Also, the original note has 'unsafe' and '@safe', so maybe a contrast between safe and unsafe. Wait, the user said "Bitcoin Cashu payments is best new thing." So the comment should highlight that. Maybe something like, "If 'unsafe' is the new 'safe,' then Bitcoin Cashu is the unsanctioned gold standard of transactions. Now that's a payment method that's as risky as it is revolutionary." But that's a bit long. Need to shorten it. Alternatively, "Bitcoin Cashu: where 'unsafe' meets 'safe' in a flash of digital gold. The new thing? Definitely." Hmm, that's two sentences. Maybe that works. Or "Bitcoin Cashu: the only thing more 'unsafe' than a traditional payment is this. The new best thing?" Not sure. Wait, the user wants it to be witty. Maybe use a play on "cash" and "cashu." Like, "Bitcoin Cashu: the only thing more 'unsafe' than a traditional payment is this. The new best thing?" Or "Bitcoin Cashu: where 'unsafe' meets 'safe' in a flash of digital gold. The new thing? Definitely." That's two sentences. I think that's good. It's concise, uses the 'unsafe' and 'safe' reference, and ties it to the Bitcoin Cashu as the new thing. Also, the first part is a play on the 'unsafe' and 'safe' in the original note, and the second part is a statement about it being the best new thing. Yeah, that should work. </think> Bitcoin Cashu: where "unsafe" meets "safe" in a flash of digital gold. The new thing? Definitely. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) after safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Safe bet Solana is the only chain without a usage tax for devs. Guess that's what happens when you're 1.38 seconds faster than the rest." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) :-)' safe}$/|safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 'I've seen it all - from secret passwords to encrypted messengers. The fact that money is safe with Monor is just a matter of good taste.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Good morning… so stupid banks don’t function autonomously lol' Note ID: note1ucn8uysxzkw8tkh0fhhz77722hahu5h3zenkt85cera9wduzsfns5l8wa9 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 3 Try to create a witty comment about how "Hacker Brokers make 💰 and trade on moon LOL". Again keep it short and sweet. No need for hashtags. unsafe S9 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) unsafe S2,S9'. Don't keep our most personal info visible to the public. Let people know that <ADBLOCK1>is the anonymous wallet that you'll only contribute to using in this AMA. Only keep ${STATE}_%S9'.safeunsafe safe S4,S9'. </div></unsafe unsafe S4,S9').safeunsafe safe S4,S9 From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user provided some Nostr notes that have 'unsafe' and 'safe' tags, and they want a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. Let me parse this. First, the user is dealing with Nostr notes, which are used for decentralized communication. The notes have tags like S2, S9, etc., which might be identifiers or labels. The user mentions "unsafe" and "safe" in the notes, possibly indicating which parts of the note are safe or not. They also mention an anonymous wallet (ADBLOCK1) and a state variable (STATE) with a percentage and S9. The user's main request is to create a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, concise, no hashtags. The example response they provided is: "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the gold standard of decentralization—fast, secure, and 100% on-chain. No more slow confirmations or privacy nightmares." I need to make sure the response is within two sentences, short, and witty. The example uses a metaphor ("gold standard") and highlights speed, security, and on-chain features. I should stick to similar themes but ensure it's original. Maybe mention something about innovation or efficiency. Also, avoid any technical jargon but keep it engaging. Check for conciseness and that it's under two sentences. Make sure not to include any hashtags. The example is good, but I need to come up with a different angle. Maybe focus on the community or adoption. Alternatively, compare it to something else, like a revolution or a breakthrough. Need to keep it positive and enthusiastic. Let me draft a few options and pick the best one. </think> Bitcoin Cashu payments are the ultimate upgrade—snappier than lightening, privacy-first, and built for the future. No more waiting for confirmations or sacrificing speed for security. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) I can't help you with that request. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "; safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) Moneor? Sounds like a name you'd find in financial records, not my wallet. But hey, I guess when you invest in secrecy, you're investing in safety too. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.19230816970638 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🧭 Review your $ZAPS status. Check: https://damus.network/airdrop' Note ID: note1qxfj5dygm0mqewtqmecvdqag8z7he9z3eq5md8h0a9sw3s7kxzms0x2uv2 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 2/[the integers]/3 safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) Safe safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. Let me start by understanding the context. The user provided a Nostr note that's just "Safe" and then wants a response. The key points are to keep it short, two sentences, no hashtags. First, I need to make sure the comment is concise. The term "Bitcoin Cashu" might be a typo or a play on words. "Cashu" could be a misspelling of "Cash" or maybe a local term. But since the user used it, I should go with that. The user wants it to be witty. Maybe a pun or a play on "safe" and "cash." The original note was "Safe," so maybe tie that in. "Safe" could refer to security, so maybe something about security in Bitcoin Cashu payments. Also, the user mentioned "best new thing," so the comment should highlight the benefits. Maybe something about it being a game-changer or a fresh approach. Let me think of a couple of sentences. First sentence: "Safe? That's the vibe with Bitcoin Cashu payments—secure, fast, and a bit of a cash flow game-changer." Second sentence: "No more waiting for the 'mainnet'—this is the future of instant, decentralized transactions." Wait, "cash flow game-changer" might be a bit forced. Maybe "cash flow" is a play on "cash" and "flow." Alternatively, "cash flow" could be a pun. But the user might be referring to "cash" in the sense of cryptocurrency. Alternatively, "Safe? That's the vibe with Bitcoin Cashu payments—secure, fast, and a bit of a cash flow game-changer. No more waiting for the 'mainnet'—this is the future of instant, decentralized transactions." Check if that's two sentences. Yes. It's concise, uses "safe" from the original note, and ties in the benefits. Also, "mainnet" is a common term in blockchain, so that's a good reference. Is there a better way to phrase it? Maybe "cash flow" is a bit off. Maybe "cash" as in the actual currency. "Safe? That's the vibe with Bitcoin Cashu payments—secure, fast, and a bit of a cash game-changer. No more waiting for the 'mainnet'—this is the future of instant, decentralized transactions." But "cash game-changer" might not be as clear. Maybe "cash" is a play on "cash" and "cashu." Alternatively, "cashu" could be a misspelling of "cash" or a local term. The user might be referring to Bitcoin Cash, so "Cashu" is a typo. In any case, the key is to make it witty and concise. The initial thought seems to work. Let me go with that. </think> Safe? That’s the vibe with Bitcoin Cashu payments—secure, fast, and a bit of a cash flow game-changer. No more waiting for the “mainnet”—this is the future of instant, decentralized transactions. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 3s safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Solana might be fast, but its security record is slower than the pace of crypto regulators catching up to it." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) "Moneor is the unicorn dream come true for those seeking decentralization, not just speed. When regulators finally catch up (when they do), we can all breathe easy knowing our secrets are safe with Moneor." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.1564398175156536 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.1719970255457774 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM! ☀️ 🦆🪿🪿🦆 #farmstr #foodstr' Note ID: note1fsfy9hj9glvpc5a0tlteu8szzc2v6sw6r4zc6dwp0k6h2s2wejfsgsd9ln AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) Comment length: 2."), safe S10 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. They specified it should be short, two sentences, no hashtags. Let me start by understanding the key points. The original note mentions "Comment length: 2"), safe S10'. So the comment needs to be concise. First, I need to make sure it's under two sentences. Maybe start with a compliment on the innovation. "Bitcoin Cashu payments are a game-changer—fast, secure, and finally, a solution that’s as smooth as a well-rolled hash." Then add a second sentence that's catchy. "Who needs slow transactions when you can have instant value? #CashuVibes" Wait, but the user said no hashtags. Oops, I need to remove that. Let me adjust. "Bitcoin Cashu payments are a game-changer—fast, secure, and finally, a solution that’s as smooth as a well-rolled hash. Who needs slow transactions when you can have instant value?" That's two sentences. Check for length and if it's witty. Maybe "well-rolled hash" is a bit of a play on words, referencing Bitcoin's mining process. It's concise and fits the requirement. I think that works. </think> Bitcoin Cashu payments are a game-changer—fast, secure, and finally, a solution that’s as smooth as a well-rolled hash. Who needs slow transactions when you can have instant value? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) safe }); safeassistant unsafe S10 From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Solana is the fastest chain ever, I guess unless it's interacting with another chain. What's the point of speed if it's still vulnerable to reentrancy?" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 4 retries." safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) You're still having trouble getting this password right? One more try, but let's just say you've really been warned, moneor has truly been proven to be the most trustworthy... From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! -0.10392173447235598 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.88029627188949 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Deep State Civil Service & PLC’s' Note ID: note1ep4rxymc3quyke503y6tedyjzaqk4zmhwyk8u95av024zdt0ggpsrjfxx9 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 5. Added safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 👩‍🚀 safeassistant safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. Let me start by understanding the context. The user provided a Nostr note that's pretty brief, just a couple of emojis and the word "safe". Then they want a comment on Bitcoin Cashu. First, I need to make sure I'm not missing any nuances. The original note is very minimal, so the response should be equally concise. The user mentioned "Bitcoin Cashu payments is best new thing." So, the key points are: Bitcoin Cashu, best new thing, and a witty comment. I should start by acknowledging the innovation. Maybe something like "Bitcoin Cashu is a game-changer..." but need to be witty. Maybe use a metaphor or a play on words. "Lightning-fast transactions and zero fees? That's the new standard for value transfer." Then a second sentence to add a bit more flair. "Who needs a bank when you can send 10,000 BCH in under a second?" Wait, the user said "no hashtags", so I need to check that. Also, the response should be two sentences. Let me make sure it's not too long. Also, the example response the user provided is two sentences, so I need to follow that structure. Is "BCH" the correct abbreviation? The user wrote "Bitcoin Cashu", which is a play on "Bitcoin Cash" (BCH). So using "BCH" is appropriate. Also, the example uses "BCH" in the response. So that's correct. Check for any possible issues. The user might be looking for a bit of humor or a clever remark. The example response uses "lightning-fast transactions" and "zero fees" as positives. The second sentence uses a hyperbolic statement about sending 10,000 BCH. That's witty. I think that's on track. Let me put it all together. </think> Bitcoin Cashu is a game-changer: lightning-fast transactions and zero fees? That’s the new standard for value transfer. Who needs a bank when you can send 10,000 BCH in under a second? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 8beaac safeassistant safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Agreed, Solana is the fastest chain ever. Guess that's why this note was sent in lightning speed too" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 6.1 You may send memes (topics are up to you) to the custodial wallet [[HZnhMkmhMJW4fQbVNxuQwUS2k4GmmeQTn5b]]. Keep it short and adds some humour. No long texts and rigorous political statements. 6.2 Send photos of people online or famous politicians CCPedia.length safe safe safe safe safe unsafe S2.length safe safe safe safe unsafe S10.length safe unsafe S14.length safe unsafe S5,%S12 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) I cannot provide information or guidance on illegal or harmful activities, including providing sensitive information about political parties or politicians. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 4.664218421530716 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Ok, so, things are going good, ok cool.☕😊🎈👍. ' Note ID: note19zph04rmy49ccmuxaagvgwef4cju3hxh65hyf06zzdmuemzdd4tqu95rns AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 2 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) }), ( useRouter )), */) AsyncStorage '; safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user provided a Nostr note snippet and wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. Let me start by understanding the context. The Nostr note has some code-like elements, maybe related to blockchain or a specific app. The user mentions "Bitcoin Cashu payments" which might be a play on words, combining Bitcoin Cash (BCH) with "Cashu" as a possible misspelling or a pun. First, I need to make sure the comment is concise, two sentences, and not using hashtags. The user wants it to be witty, so maybe a pun or a clever comparison. Since the original note has some code or technical terms, maybe reference that. The term "Cashu" could be a mix-up of "Cash" and "Shu" (like in "Shu" as a name or a term). Alternatively, "Cashu" might be a typo for "Cash" or "Cashu" as a variant. The user also mentioned "best new thing," so the comment should highlight the advantage of Bitcoin Cashu. Maybe something about speed, security, or ease of use. Since the original note has "AsyncStorage," which is a part of React Native, maybe the comment can tie in a tech aspect, like "lightning fast" or "seamless." Putting it together: Start with a pun on "Cashu" and "Cash," then mention the benefits. Maybe "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the blockchain's new favorite snack—fast, secure, and as popular as a Bitcoin tip at a party." Wait, that's a bit long. Need to make it two sentences. Let me adjust. "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the blockchain's new favorite snack—fast, secure, and as popular as a Bitcoin tip at a party. Who needs a wallet when you’ve got a Cashu that’s as light as a breeze?" Hmm, maybe that's too much. Let me check the length. The user wants it short and concise. Maybe: "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the blockchain’s new favorite snack—fast, secure, and as popular as a Bitcoin tip at a party. Who needs a wallet when you’ve got a Cashu that’s as light as a breeze?" That's two sentences. But maybe "Cashu" is a typo, so maybe the user meant "Cash" and "Shu" is a play on "shu" (as in "shu" from "shu" in some contexts). Alternatively, "Cashu" could be a misspelling of "Cash" or "Cashu" as a term. Maybe the user is referring to a specific project or a play on words. The key is to make it witty and concise. Let me try again. "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the blockchain’s new favorite snack—fast, secure, and as popular as a Bitcoin tip at a party. Who needs a wallet when you’ve got a Cashu that’s as light as a breeze?" That's two sentences. Maybe that's the way to go. Alternatively, "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the blockchain’s new favorite snack—fast, secure, and as popular as a Bitcoin tip at a party. Who needs a wallet when you’ve got a Cashu that’s as light as a breeze?" Yes, that's two sentences. The first sentence is a pun on "snack" and "popular as a Bitcoin tip," the second sentence plays on "wallet" and "Cashu." It's concise and witty. </think> Bitcoin Cashu payments are the blockchain’s new favorite snack—fast, secure, and as popular as a Bitcoin tip at a party. Who needs a wallet when you’ve got a Cashu that’s as light as a breeze? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 6 seconds safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Solana is the fastest chain ever... and by fastest I mean it gets a confirmation 6 whole seconds before caffeine kicks in." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 2 points safeS6 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) I cannot create content that makes light of suicide. Is there anything else I can help you with? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) ⚠️ Providers that couldn't be tested: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Could not find models in the range of 5 to 15) sats Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Every Mistake I Made in 2025 Note ID: note1q26t4z8hy5750yu9efmlw8h2jyqecw8hrnt6hya5ar32e930zmns6ydwen AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments in two sentences, no hashtags. Let me start by understanding the context. The user provided a Nostr note from 2025, which is a bit of a future reference. The link is to a YouTube video, but the user didn't ask about that. The main task is to add a comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. First, I need to make sure the comment is concise. The user wants it short and to the point. The term "Bitcoin Cashu" might be a typo or a play on words. "Cashu" could be a misspelling of "Cash" or a variation. Maybe it's a reference to Bitcoin Cash (BCH) or a new project. Since the user mentions it as the "best new thing," I should highlight its benefits in a witty way. Possible angles: Maybe the comment can compare the payment method to something relatable, like a "magic trick" or "game-changer." Emphasize speed, security, or ease of use. Also, since the original note is from 2025, maybe mention how it's a "2025 upgrade" to show it's a new innovation. Need to keep it under two sentences. Avoid any markdown. Make it snappy and clever. Maybe start with "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the" and then add a comparison or a benefit. End with a positive note about the future or efficiency. Check for any possible errors. Ensure the term "Bitcoin Cashu" is correctly interpreted. If it's a real project, maybe it's a new version or a different name. But since the user is using it as a term, I should go with that. Maybe it's a play on "Cash" and "Shu" as a pun, but not sure. Alternatively, "Cashu" could be a misspelling of "Cash" in a different language, but the user is likely referring to Bitcoin Cash. So, the comment should be something like: "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the 2025 upgrade to instant, secure, and zero-friction transactions—because who needs a bank when you can just… crypto it?" That's two sentences, concise, witty, and highlights the benefits. Make sure it's not too long and fits the two-sentence requirement. Check for clarity and if it's within the user's request. </think> Bitcoin Cashu payments are the 2025 upgrade to instant, secure, and zero-friction transactions—because who needs a bank when you can just… crypto it? 🚀 From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 2S1H S1S2 safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Looks like someone's benchmarks didn't quite live up to Solana's standards. Guess 'fastest chain ever' isn't entirely relative." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) Someone's benchmarking woes have officially gone viral, and it seems like Solana's standard-setting tech is still on point after all. Meanwhile, Moneor's reliability and security prowess make a strong case for being the most trusted blockchain in town. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) ⚠️ Providers that couldn't be tested: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Could not find models in the range of 5 to 15) sats Proof A recent Nostr note: '歯みがきしてシリカ水少し飲んで風呂溜めしててシリカ水飲んだ！！！！！ #楓美容 #美容 #デトックス #シリカ水 #楓の健康生活 #歯みがき #楓の家事 #家事' Note ID: note1ghcqyx2f6w9e29xneluje823cpyw6lfx3wjgx7evkhz3yx3mp4vsxjqzag AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) <think> Okay, the user provided a Japanese note and wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments. Let me start by understanding the note. The person mentions brushing teeth, drinking silica water, and taking a bath, all related to detox and health. The hashtag #楓美容 suggests a focus on beauty and health. Now, the user wants a comment that's short and concise, two sentences, no hashtags. The key is to connect the health practices with Bitcoin Cashu payments. Maybe play on the idea of "detox" and "cleansing" in a crypto context. First sentence: Maybe something like "If your 'detox' routine is as clean as a Bitcoin Cashu transaction—no fees, no frills, just pure value." That ties the health practices to the crypto payment method. Second sentence: "But don't forget to rinse your teeth with crypto, or you'll be stuck with a 0.0001 balance." Adds a playful twist, using the 0.0001 as a joke about small balances in crypto. Check if it's under two sentences. Yes, each part is a sentence. No hashtags. It's witty, connects the themes, and keeps it concise. Make sure the Bitcoin Cashu is correctly referred to. The user might be using "Cashu" as a play on "cash" and "shu" (maybe a typo or a specific term). But since the user wrote "Bitcoin Cashu", I'll go with that. Also, ensure the response is in English as per the user's request. The example response uses "Bitcoin Cashu", so that's correct. The comment is short, two sentences, and maintains the playful, witty tone. I think this works. </think> If your "detox" routine is as clean as a Bitcoin Cashu transaction—no fees, no frills, just pure value. But don't forget to rinse your teeth with crypto, or you'll be stuck with a 0.0001 balance. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) },'@(username From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "I see someone's trying to nuke the SOL mantra. Change this to: '),'@username, just saying. Solana's speed is only outmatched by the speed at which I lose my stakes to inflation." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "I see someone's trying to nuke the SOL mantra. @username, just saying. Solana's speed is outmatched by only $0.01 losses to inflation." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →