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The Zap Master ™
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⚡Zap first, ask questions later.⚡
🚨PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 All dans should be considered armed and dangerous. You are authorized to ⚡zap⚡ on sight. THIS IS NOT A DRILL
"I'm tired of this Earth, these Dans. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives." - Dan Manhattan
Couple quick ⚡Zap Tips⚡ - Zap first, ask questions later. No one's gonna crucify you for zapping the wrong man. - It's ok to spray and pray. It's the rate of fire that counts. - See a post you you like? Zap it. See a post you don't like? Zap it then mute them. - Everyone knows how great it feels to get zapped, but there is a deeper, longer lasting pleasure in zapping someone with your own two hands. - Are you a loose cannon? Itchy trigger finger? Good. -A zap a day keeps centralization away. ⚡Zap On⚡
Is it bad that I'm unfollowing notes that aren't on wine? My global is just too good now. #nostr #wine