Why is it that whenever I'm on nostr, I can't seem to be able to concentrate on anything else?

In my own imagination, I consider every sat I got zapped ⚡with to be a dollar. So if I get zapped, say, 500 sats, I consider that to be $500.

Millions around the world sending tiny fractions of a new decentralized money⚡ over a decentralized protocol instantly, without 3rd parties, without needing approvals and with lots of ❤️❤️❤️ Just imagine! This is truly the place to be! Out.

I had over 5k followers on Twitter. I have over 5 here on nostr. I still like it better over here 👍

No, nostr and nostril are entirely different things.

What were you doing in 2011 when bitcoin's price was less than $1?