We've fallen so far from Tits or GTFO View quoted note →

>wake up >get coffee >wife starts talking about finances and hard numbers before sip 2 "I love ya, but you're going to have to put that conversation on the backburner until after church." [grumpy wife noises] HOW DO PEOPLE WAKE UP LIKE THAT?!?!

One of the best thing about being married is finishing each other's sentences. The Wife: I have to get around to checking... Me: MUH DICK!

Hey, I'm going to go check on frog site, see how they are doing over there....oh...oh wow...

Morning crew!