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Chancellor of the Klingon High Council Official Government Account Definitely NOT a Changeling Leader of the "Dinosaur Mans" Enjoyer of Baywatch Still Seeking Glory
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Gowron 4 hours ago
All anyone needs to be included is to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior -- many from all faiths do so regularly and then they are Christians. "Judeo-Christian-Islamic" is a psyop ๐Ÿ‘€ View quoted note โ†’
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Gowron 8 hours ago
Meanwhile, up in Canada: Canadians are discovering that when they get too expensive to keep running the government simply shuts them off. Remember the "Death Panels" everyone said weren't happening? They happen routinely ๐Ÿ‘€ View quoted note โ†’
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Gowron 9 hours ago
If a Luna Tick embeds itself under your skin it is vital you do not crush it while attempting to extract it: use tweezers to gently rock the Luna Tick back and forth tugging gently until it releases. Then, thoroughly disinfect the area with isopropyl alcohol ๐Ÿ‘€ View quoted note โ†’
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Gowron 2 days ago
A special shout-out to @whit for the suggestion of Tropic Thunder. I greatly enjoyed it. Thank-you :-) #GowronWatchesTropicThunder View quoted note โ†’
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Gowron 2 days ago
And the Producer who was willing to let Tugg die -- well, he made a fuck-ton of fiat money and he's dancing all the way to the bank....... like a miserable petaH'Q End of Movie. I had a lot of fun and I hope you did too.
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Gowron 2 days ago
Tugg Speedman gets the Academy Award for his Honor and Bravery!!!! Qapla' #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
SOOOOOOOOO many homages to Platoon and Apocalypse Now. Both fantastic films. #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
Chucks the kid in the river. BLOW THE BRIDGE! #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
Everybody's got issues #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
I'm glad the Fatties guy kicked the Heroin at the last minute. Qapla' So much action! #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
This little man fights like a Klingon child. Impressive! #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
HERE'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN FARM #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
ROFL #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
Infiltration of the Tiger compound is underway! #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
This movie really does have a great soundtrack #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
Now the price has doubled -- and the Producer now knows that he's dealing with Heroin smugglers -- and he doesn't even give a fuck! This man has NO HONOR #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
They are planning their daring offensive -- outstanding. #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
The agent and the producer have no idea that Flaming Dragon isn't a rival agency -- they've taken their actor hostage and demanded $50m fiat bucks! Too hilarious! #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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Gowron 2 days ago
THEY LOVE SIMPLE JACK ROFL #GowronWatchesTropicThunder
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