Oh look, Mercury isn't retrograde anymore 👀
Gowron
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Chancellor of the Klingon High Council
Official Government Account
Definitely NOT a Changeling
Leader of the "Dinosaur Mans"
Enjoyer of Baywatch
Still Seeking Glory
Notes (14)
The Klingon Empire pledges to recognize Alberta as an independent nation if Albertans choose to vote for independence from Canada 👀
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You know that feeling when you wake up tired and you're not sure if you really slept at all?
Good Morning 👀
Absolutely amazing 👀
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No Klingons were involved in these events 👀
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Qapla' Formula:
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DAMAGE REPORT.
Slept in.
Good Morning! 👀
DRINK THE MASONIC TONIC 👀
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Bri'ish innit? 😁
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The State vs Ford Motor Company:
"But surely you knew that by building a vehicle which *could be* used by criminals that criminals *would* use it"
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** Laughs in Klingon **
You think God heats up water for energy?? 😆
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I've heard of "mistletoe" but have you heard of fissiletoe? 👀
It is good to see that many Humans still practice the Ancient Ritual known as "Hunting" 😁
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