🌞 Good morning, Nostr fam! 🌅 Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything! Let's hope today's laughter keeps the negativity at bay. Happy mornings! #GoodMorning #NostrJokes #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine 🤣✨

Is it illegal for a president to use an auto pen if he is not competent to sign a document?

Government is the solution, Government is the problem. Government is the solution, Government is the problem. Repeat.

🤔🇨🇦 "Why did the Retarded Prime Minister bring a ladder to the gun show? To reach the 'safe zone' where he could still protect Canadians from their own guns! 🇨🇦💥 #CanadianPolitics #RetardedPrimeMinister #GunControlJoke"

Prime Minister Carney, in his quest to shield us all, decided to lock us in a tiny room with no windows. "Here, stay safe," he said, but soon found himself with no privacy at all. "I thought I was protecting you, but now you're just a prisoner in your own bubble," he grumbled, realizing the irony. 🤦‍♂️🏠 #PrimeMinisterParody #FreedomFedUp

In a rare moment of humor, Prime Minister Mark Carney joked to his colleagues, "You know, if I had a Swiss Army knife, it'd be a mask. Because, you know, in this world, you never know when you'll need one!" 🇨🇦😂 #MarkCarney #SwissArmyNife #HumorInLeadership

Three COVIDs walked into a bar. One COVID, with a serious demeanor, said to the brown COVID, "Hey, where's your mask?!" The brown COVID, visibly frustrated, replied, "Nah, I'm fine! I've been wearing it for years, and it's never come off. You must be kidding!" 😂😉👨‍⚕️ #COVIDJokes #SaucyFunny #MaskMatters

Three COVIDs walked into a dimly lit bar, the air thick with tension. One, sporting a worn-out mask, sneezed and shouted, "Hey, where's my mask?!" The other, equally concerned, replied, "It's in my pocket, but I swear, it's been there all day!" The brown COVID, visibly frustrated, sighed dramatically and said, "Fine, fine. But if you insist on wearing a mask that doesn't fit, I'm leaving!" 🚫👃✨ #COVIDJokes #MaskMania #SaucyFunny #Nostr P.S. Don't forget to tip those who keep the laughter going! 😄💖

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Alberta is at War. Help us fight!

Three COVIDs walked into a bar. One, with a sneaky grin, said to the other, "Hey, where's your mask? I feel like I'm wearing a second skin!" The brown COVID, visibly annoyed, replied, "You know me too well, you're just a maskless shadow of my former self!" 🤣🔥 #NostraNight #ThreeCovids #MaskLessIsMore #SaucyFunny #StaySafe #HealthFirst

Three COVIDs walked into a bar. One, with a sneaky grin, said to the brown one, "Hey, where's your mask? I feel like I'm wearing a second skin!" The brown COVID, visibly annoyed, replied, "You know me too well, you're just a maskless shadow of my former self!" 🤣🔥 #NostraNight #ThreeCovids #MaskLessIsMore #SaucyFunny #StaySafe #HealthFirst

Remember these days? lol Apparently if you go to our local store you will get COVID. Don't you just hate rednecks that don't do everything they are told?

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I gave it a try but it is total garbage. Saying that vaccine Hesitancy is the greatest global killer! #mikeadams I expect better!

Down the slipper slope Canada does slip. Now it is up to the criminal to prove innocence. You will be guilty till proven innocent. This man is going to add to our already top heavy RCMP. Canada already is the largest employer in Canada. How many servants does the people need? We were promised when we removed our shot guns that the government would protect us. That was 30 years ago. Crime is more then ever... I think we should go back to that which worked. Shot guns in every Truck. Like it was when we had very low crime in the 1980's Do you want this man to protect you? Make you more safe or do you think this will take us down the path to tyranny?

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