Haitian airline pilots. "Hello, this is your stewardess speaking. Are there any passengers who know how to fly a commercial airplane? Our captain just ate our co-pilot."

Martha Stewart. I'm beginning to see why Snoop Dog is jamming her.

The existence of legally favored "protected groups" implies that there are other groups which are therefore "unprotected." That is state enforced discrimination. "You can't say that to her! She's in a protected group!" "Then why can she say things to me?" "Well, you're in an unprotected group so fuck you."

BREAKING: The US Federal government will no longer refer to "men" and "women" in official documents. They will now be referred to as "swingin' dicks" and "boob haulers."

Races who predominantly live on welfare have no right to parades.

The COVID vaccine is safe & effective, Ukraine is the defender of democracy, US elections are fair & secure, men who stir their erections in each other's feces are normal and can get married, White supremacy is the #1 threat to society, and jews are holy and must be protected by special laws. Huh? Oh, sorry, I was just working on a new plaque to put at the bottom of the Statue Of Liberty.

Nigger surprise

"THAT'S ANTI-SEMITISM!" "What is anti-Semitism?" "It's when you criticize jews!" "OK, so why are jews being criticized?" "Because of the shitty things we do! But that's beside the point!"

Every 20 years we decide the old name for something is offensive and change it. Then 20 years later the new name becomes offensive and we change it again. We went from niggers to coloreds, negroes, Afro-Americans, African-Americans, blacks, and now Blacks. 20 years from now their proper name will be: 🤣🤣🤣 SMH! BLACKS! LMAO!🤣🤣🤣

Pro-Palestinian California hippies kick jew out of cafe when she wants to video antisemitic graffiti in restroom.

Anti-anti-Semitism is anti-Lutheran. Discuss.

Italians sure do like pasta. "Heh, yeah." Irish can put away cabbage & corned beef like crazy. "Yep, sure can." Chinese seem to eat a lot of rice in their diet. "Indeed." Blacks love to eat fried chicken. "RACIST!!"

Thick Fil A

Hopefully when I wake up tomorrow Putin will have hypersonically put some America navy fags on the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea. Goodnight!

Me when I get banned off a social networking platform.

Hispanics. That's it. They're Hispanics. You don't need fancy new words like latina, latine, latinx, latini, latinerooni etc. because that's all hippie crap. Just say Hispanic.