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This is my Bitcoin Nostr account. There are others like it, but this one is mine. LNurl: gracelighthearted322747@getalby.com

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Are we still arguing that Bitcoin needs “more use cases”? Let it go already. nostr:note1ehemfv7g7e8hre2cdm40ksc7t4dantcgwh6huj787523v4df0kvsaqct7j
2025-12-08 04:59:49 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Bitcoin was never about the people who bought early. It was always about all of us, the people who bought “too late”. image
2025-12-05 06:23:29 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Meanwhile Monero is CATAPULTING up the shitcoin list. As well as that ZEC thing. I’m a maxi, but it’s very important to note how privacy is suddenly becoming a very big deal, juxtaposed with how Bitcoin is being openly undermined via the people who control markets. image nostr:note19jm5ldu4nusnpx28nwl6khvandzph5z8220rmqk5svtjlxff58ysmyte68
2025-12-02 06:20:51 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
What’s up with Sam Bankman Fried? Still under “House Arrest” right? image
2025-11-30 06:34:43 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
The perpetual thing about fiat market crashes is that when nobody has money to buy anymore, everyone waits for the Federal Reserve to print more money. It’s the same with Bitcoin. Bitcoin will wallow until the brrrrrr…. image
2025-11-28 06:23:40 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Head’s up…this hits as a Red Flag for me: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/oil-worst-monthly-run-since-020503915.html “West Texas Intermediate was near $59 before trading on Nymex froze in the Asian morning. Live trading of commodities futures on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange has halted due to technical issues, according to a notice on the CME Group website. Nymex is part of the CME Group.”
2025-11-28 05:52:07 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
This is a Weekly snapshot of aggregated exchange price/volume. Price and Volume are all that matters in any asset. Note how volume… Until the recent decline. I won’t tell you what to make of this. But this is Bitcoin Signal. image
2025-11-26 06:15:15 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Volume (bottom bar) is the sign things are changing. (Weekly chart) This whole last year has been just fiat and Retail. image
2025-11-24 06:04:08 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Sometimes I see something done remarkably well by someone I will never know. And I appreciate that I am human. there is no image here, you need to conjure your own.
2025-11-22 07:06:14 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
The ridiculous elephant in the room problem for anyone who thinks $USD Stablecoins are any kind of future, is simply that you can never have any One. And one $USD Stablecoin. You will always be swimming upstream of a million shitcoin stablecoins, airdrops, nft’s et al et al et alllll…. I mean, USDC broke its peg back in the 2021 bear market…and went begging for funding to get back to stable. Investors back then were complete Idiots, so they supported it, but since the aftermath of that bear market they won’t the next time. There can be only ONE stablecoin. And it must be USD. So choose your winner very carefully, because the rest go to zero, as the US Dollar will eventually. In time.
2025-11-21 05:11:34 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Not to be the white cat, but it’s truly such a different ride when you’ve ridden it before, right? nostr:note15a0lvr8vdfv3nlx25w9u743k88gm79mslx09shfv73hx3n65gzhsnz36gt
2025-11-21 04:10:34 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Here’s my 2 sats: Sat 1) Bitcoin is the ultimate canary, so watch what is coming soon for the rest of the world. Sat 2) Institutional Investors control Bitcoin momentum now, and unlike plebs/Retail they don’t catch falling knives. On both counts, gird your loins. We are in uncharted waters, and here there be monsters. Also: The Selling is overdone here. We’re going to bounce $20k before we test the Bear once again. Financial advice. You should literally act on it. image
2025-11-21 03:32:36 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Volume is key to calling a Bull or Bear market turn. We’ve got neither yet. So we’re likely about to rebound up. But your mileage may vary. image
2025-11-20 05:36:28 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Icebreaker jokes for any occasion: (I love this one because it was a racist joke from Hustler magazine that I always remembered but could never tell, then I decided to to redeem it.) A Second-Grader walks into the Library, she has a parrot on her head. The Librarian says “Where did you get that?” The Parrot says “Bwwaakk…outside on the playground. There’s lots of them.” image
2025-11-19 04:59:39 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Icebreaker jokes for any occasion: My grandma went to the bank today to check her balance. The teller pushed her over. image
2025-11-19 04:50:27 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Icebreaker jokes for any occasion: How does Harry Potter go downhill? Walking. jk rolling. image
2025-11-19 04:43:46 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Volume is the prime indicator. And it’s meh. So either this sell-off is fake Bitcoin, or it’s only just begun to plummet. This smells, to me, like a winnowing of the chaff. A shot over the bow for Fiat “Wall St” finance. We’ll see when they begin to bring out the body bags. image
2025-11-18 04:46:22 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Did’ja feel it? Gold is telling us Fiat is about to break, and Bitcoin is telling us Fiat (via speculation) is breaking. Greatest disconnect of our lifetime, imo. The conundrum is that almost no one is on the sidelines anymore. The play of Fiat v Bitcoin is already in motion, and unfortunately theres a LOT more players on the Fiat team. So hodl tight. It’s going to be exciting for awhile. I’ve long been on record for saying the Cycles were broken. I don’t think they’re broken anymore. I think they’re experiencing an Interval. And Intervals are fundamental to significant change. image nostr:note1kqp740mlqutzsp8fh9g22ay4djfcm8s47jgf4m48kysnmtpjs9tsu4vk4c
2025-11-17 04:47:28 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →